+REP FARTED ON MY FACE ONCE

bad at league

when i was 10 years old 💪 my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie 🤣 my mom caught him and beat him with a pan 😂 I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sisters lunchbox 😭 it blew her to smithereens 😟

(-rep)

-rep snuck a fart outta my ass

In a previous life I think we were past lovers and were making out in the backseat of my truck and drinking alcoholic beverages... If this means anything to you please come to the Dennys in Euless Texas (1015 W Airport Fwy, Euless, TX 76039) Meet me on March 21st at 2 pm I will be waiting my love...

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