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To whom it may concern;

I want all of you to know that I was gifted this game for Christmas, and that I did not buy it on my own volition.
As to not disappoint, I played the game out of respect for my humble companion.

Now for the review itself.
This game was certainly interesting, the story was pretty okay however it was surprisingly good for a furry porn game.
The gameplay was quite literally non-existent, as the only thing you could ever do, was press the left mouse button on your pointer device to advance to the next dialogue box.
The music was cheesy, to say the least, and I turned it off after the first 5 minutes for that reason, and played my own music on the application known as "Spotify".

As stated before, the story was surprisingly good for a furry porn game, granted, I did miss out on some of it as I did not have the downloadable content installed on my computing device. As such, my review is practically invalidated, however, from what I have seen on the "Interwebs" the art is rather high quality.
One thing I did not like about it however, was the unrealistic, and downright over-the-top proportions of the video game character known as "Juno".

To be entirely honest, the background images were some of the highest quality I have seen in quite a long period of time,
the art if the aforementioned "Juno" character was also pretty stellar, though I must cite said unrealistic proportions again as a complaint. Once again, I have not seen the primary reason why anyone would buy this video game (My Furry Protogen (Dirty Fox Games 2023)), most of the art aside from this was of pretty good quality though, and from what I have seen of the sequel, the background images are of even higher quality than this installment of the series.

Aware of the fact that such an opportunity is extraordinarily rare for most game-players, I have seen one of my friends play through the video game known as "My Furry Protogen", giving an interesting insight on potentially differing opinions, as he seemingly did not enjoy the game and called it a "yapfest", citing pacing and story issues, but mostly a lack of gameplay.

I, personally, have not played the sequel, however, I have seen one of my compatriots experience said video game.
From what I have seen of it, the art is higher quality, the music extra cheesy, and is overall a longer game, however that might have some pacing issues, I cannot give any support for this claim, as the aforementioned compatriot skipped through most of the dialogue to see the "Scenes", once again claiming it to be a "yapfest".

Overall, in conclusion this game was pretty mediocre, however, big booby zoo wee mama jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie

This has been my review of the video game "My Furry Protogen" by "Dirty Fox Games", released on the eleventh of august, 2023.

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I ruined the game by mocking everything and even after that I still cried when I rewatched it

very awesome game i love wasting my life away playing the same game over and over again
fun game though

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
PLANTS!!
VERSUS!!
ZOMBIES!!!!!!
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i love murdering hundreds of people with absolutely no repercussion

A very good tool to practice virtually, helped me alot for the real deal, I can finally buy an RTX 4090 now!

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should be called "Life" because 2 halves of a life! haha get the joke? god im so funny