Sneezle's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:38am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:57am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 6:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 6:16am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:15pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:02am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm