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2 people found this review helpful
169.8 hrs on record
tbh if you read this review. don't play its not fun these days. it feels like every game is plagued by cheats or smurfs its hard to have fun with it anymore. its not worth the trouble of playing, just go play a more casual shooter
Posted 8 May.
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67.1 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
we did it
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 7 February, 2023.
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277.5 hrs on record (152.5 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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27.6 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
i dont usually like this type of top down shooter but i love cyberpunk so i was conflicted on this game but when i played it i was in awe of how much fun it was and how beautiful it is i definitely recommend i think if you wanted to 100% it you would play about 25-30 hours i never finished 100% because of a release bug stopping my late progress and i had no friends to get the achievement with
my only thing is i wish this game had proceduraly generated maps to play through to keep me playing
Posted 5 February, 2022.
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7,125.8 hrs on record (6,936.4 hrs at review time)
its ok

Edit: its still ok

Edit: game sucks

Edit: still sucks
Posted 13 January, 2022. Last edited 30 November, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record
i want to like this game but i have had so many issues when i try to play that i have given up on trying
Posted 25 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
218.3 hrs on record (53.3 hrs at review time)
alright here it is the game is a mobile port. Yes the ui is bad at best and yes your ping will be 150-250 (mostly everyone is) and yes the game play is janky sometimes(all the time) but those things aside its anime mecha fighting whats not to love?
Even when starting out the game feels rewarding since games fill out with bots and its relatively easy to learn how to play and rank up. and its a gacha game with cool cosmetics plus its free so you really cant go wrong with trying it. dont play Gabriel your a ♥♥♥♥ and a ♥♥♥♥♥ if you do
Posted 19 April, 2021.
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0.8 hrs on record
No dine and dash gameplay
Posted 15 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record
to me this game is a 8/10 i really enjoy story focused games like these and this story was really good in my eyes
cons of the game though:
controls sucked they werent awful but i really didnt like the pc ported controls
i dont mind it but i know some people hate games like them but its kinda a walking sim
QTE now i dont hate qte and even in this game i didnt hat the qte but i have a laggy pc and some qte's were damn near impossible to hit and the randomness of them felt so punishing but failing them still felt like i ha a few chances to recover
now some pros:
The story kept me playing till 2am i enjoyed it that much
the sound track really fit with the tones of the more emotional scenes
the npc's and enviorments had a lot of depth and culture to them
Posted 13 July, 2020.
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