Recent reviews by Weakest Glue Enjoyer

Mine.

Sony is run but a bunch of incompetent goblins who lash out at their partners because they ruined another exclusive of theirs through sheer emptheadedness. Now to seek to punish the PC playerbase which never needed the PSN account with forced third-party signin, which requires PERSONAL DATA LIKE DRIVER LICENSE, in some areas of the world and flat out isn't available in other places.

Never trust a Sony.

Honestly, it is a bad game.

The gunplay is worse than 5, the vehicles are worse than 5, the movement is worse than 5, they nerfed the parkour, wingsuit, and parachute. There is no point to using normaly guns because the unique ones are just leagues better and don't need to be upgraded. Their entire crafting system can be basically ignored, there is no upgrades to your carry caps now, that is done by RNG gear. The Healthpool makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense and also cant be upgraded. You have one heal, which you cant raise. 90% of the "supremo" ults are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless in a real fight.

There is not a single thing worthwhile about this game.

This is the sort of game you don't realize you put 300 hours into until you look at your "Time Played". No matter what price you get it for, this game is fun as hell.

A fascinating game where the grind is hidden behind layers of fun. Just one more tree, just one more rock, just one more deer. Everything feels like progress.

Sometimes you lose battles.

Sometimes you win battles.

Sometimes you win battles you should have lost.

ECONOMIC GOD? CHECK.
MEDICAL GENIUS? CHECK.
MASTER TACTITIAN? CHECK.
KIND LEADER, WHO WAS ABLE TO OVERHAUL THE TRADE AND MADICAL PRACTICES? PROVIDE HOPITALS? AND INCREASE PRODUCTION BY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 9001%? CHECK.

DIES BECAUSE SOCIALLY INEPT.
11/10 WOULD PLAY AGAIN.(♥♥♥♥ the snake)

This was my childhood