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An interesting Tower defense (?) game, with a hinted at Deep Lore that needs someone way more investigative than I to expand upon.

The premise is simple, You work in hell, You pick your closest co-worker and set about keeping the damned souls in hell. Now how do you do this? Well you have a tower at the center of the level, various upgrades you get as cards which you can apply to your tower. You want a weird thing that calls down lightning on your enemies? A good old fashioned minigun that targets the closest enemy in a radius? game has you covered. There are also things like minions, Do you want the suicidal hellfire exploders that explode upon contact with enemies? do you want weird walking crosses that create a small zone of holy energy that hurts many enemies at once? these are for you.

Of course, all of these things are subject to various levels of efficiency and "worth" as a chosen upgrade, as you can get little run-effective buffs. Your minions can get faster, shoot faster, shoot harder or longer. Same thing for the "turrets" you place on your tower.
there are plenty of little fun gimmics and quirks both for the various cards you can get and your Co-workers and their special abilities.

each level is composed of a number of Rounds, each harder than the previous. Each level is designed after one of the circles of hell. Limbo - Lust - Gluttony - Wrath - Greed, they are all here and come with their own enemies and challanges for you. everything is very well illustrated and has a weird uncanny yet very stylish and consistent artstyle. Then there is the inbetween, because there isnt much to say about the music, It slaps. it bangs, it absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥ I dare say. in between the runs you do you have access to a menu screen that looks alot like your standard desktop monitor for any ordinary office job. Its very much what I would expect was on Rob Parrs' computer at his miniscule desk in the Incredibles (the first movie)

Its a very interesting little game with dark humorous little things, Like an email chain about some guys starting a podcast just for the next email to be the total outlawing of podcasts. but thats just the surface.

Its a survivors game with some things in english, some things in russian. At least I think its russian, Could be any slavic language using those funny letters they use

I have no Idea what Im doing, Im not sure where Im going but things are dying and I am having an ok time. Alot of bass heavy music, mainly electronic so if you are not a fan, Cant say I recommend but otherwise its an interesting little title I didnt pay alot for and got a little more than I wanted out of

Now Im no writer, despite my concurrent disposition of writing a review, but I am an enjoyer of videogames.
I have enjoyed Games Like Vampire Survivors alot, and so long as each iteration or variation actually brings a variation or zest that makes it different, Most people can find some value in it.

Considering the boom of these, I belive the term is mosu-games(?), I will take it upon myself to review a few of these I have played to tell you if its different enough, and if its good.

And this one is. on both accounts.
This one comes with an old twang on the Diablo nostalgia banjo, with the varius characters being defined only by their "class". Swordsman, Exterminator, Cleric, Warlock etc. but each character comes loaded with a quirky weapon which is rather obvious to their name and have their own attack patterns. The Swordsman swings his big sword creating a small cone. The Exterminator carries a Flamethrower that deals less direct damage but lights up his foes like a field of dry wheat. The Cleric and his holy scepter makes a wider cone than the swordsman but with less direct damage but he attacks in two instances and has a chance to give his enemies a debuff so on and so forth.

The thing here is that for weapons, you get one. Skills is the name of all those funky abilities that all characters can use, Like Wizard orbs that float around you in a circle, the Arcane Splinter which leaves small rotating stars that deal damage. The Golem which will fight your enemies and then enjoy becoming a ball and rolling over your enemies at high speeds. These come with their own upgrades and variables. every time you level up you get to pick an upgrade, it could be something like an overall increase to your strength by 8% which is direct damage, to all your sources of damage. It could also be something more direct, like more focused things to each skill or your weapon.

the game has an interesting quest system and gear customisations that can alter your play styles somewhat radicly however you can only extract one gear item from every run in a stage. I have opinions but I can understand that choice. I will say this as a closing statement:

Its a fun diablo inspired twist on the genre and if you have the time and the money I would recommend it. it lacks the absolute bangers of an OST some others have but I think that fits with its vibe. Diablo 1 and 2 did not bring out those kinds of tracks at every moment.

8/10 - Can get repetitive but if you are willing to grind you will eventually probably go somewhere

Since I was but a small lad, I have been an edgy ♥♥♥♥♥ to my core. This has only been reinforced over many years, many shows, many games.

Had this game existed when I was small, I would dress in bones and dark green clothing, for nothing on the market comes close to the experience of being a bone-afide (necessary pun) necromancer

Fight things, raise them, fight more things with your ever growing army of the dead. A game much like binding of Isaac and hades, yet different in some of it choices of flavor

Live, die, return to your little castle, throw bants at your little circle of homebois, upgrade stuff and live again.

9/10 - I lost a run because my skeletons got stuck behind a small house

Have you ever dreamt of being... short?
have your friends been calling you a manlet?
Do you want them to know what its like?
DRG has got you covered
Do dwarf things! like Mine, Drink many different kinds of beer, customize your beard, and apply heavy amounts of violence unto your enemies
Deep rock galactic - We care about your personal safety
(Deep rock galactic is a subsidiary of Deep Rock Incorporated, we do not actually care about your health or safety, just bring your expensive gear back, by applying for the position of "miner" you have forfeited the rights to almost everything we can get away with)

Out of the absolute crap that Gearbox has tried to shove down our throats, Id say this one had atleast some flavour
The lovecraftian hints are there, not played to their maximum perhaps but Id say it at the very least doesnt feel like they're pissin on cosmic horror, The new enemies and weaponry look great but lack in the power department.

Now for the story, I'll not give spoilers, but its a neat little thing, A friendly face or two, some interesting twists and turns. The weakpoints have been written by many, like the defacto wedding scene, where there should have been more people from the previous installment. I personally think the romance between Hammerlock and Jacobs works, as its just two people who found love and want to enter the horrors of marrige together.

Could it have been alot better, yes
Is it an absolute trashfire that fills you with dread? not quite
Pick it up on a sale if your are starved for content, but otherwise there are better games and DLCs for better games to pick up

Id give it a 6/10 - there was an attempt and its above what I would call absolute piss

Viking Minecraft with a decent progression and cooking matters

10/10 go boating, find new things and kill them

Edit: So years have gone by, And things are both more and similar to what they used to be. You can now become better at farming, and cooking, so that you have chances at multiplying your harvests and meals. The bosses have gone from 5 to 7, maybe 8, I honestly dont know anymore. To reach beyond the fifth isnt a slog, but its an adventure. It will take time, Good times sometimes, but alot of it. Especially if you do it on your own, Its still one of the prettiest games out there, where the Low poly models meeting the high tier enviromental effects. Best with a few friends, Go boating, hunting sea serpents, end up to close to the plains way to early and get wrecked by a beefed up mosquito

I bought this game way back before it became F2P
And it has gotten better, little by little. There are things I like, Things I love, things I loathe with a burning passion. If you want a game with some interesting visuals, a deep story (albeit taking the backseat and hidden in texts) and alot of grinding. So much grinding

Im not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, you will have ground the top 3 layers of your skin before you are anywhere in this game, but the journey is ok and the gunplay is really good. Play the free version, and if it doesnt entice you, dont buy anything else and drop it like a crackbaby

Like Chivalry, but taken up a notch

You ever wanted to spawncamp the enemy while on a horse with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lance? Mordhau lets you do that. However, the enemy might not, and so some of them will switch to using bows and crossbows, turning your very own customizable good little knight, into a pincushion


7/10 Needs some more time and patches

If you, like me, enjoy metroidvania games with a plethora of weapons, upgrades, trinkets and more loot that you can shake a stick at, I would highly recommend this game