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⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⢠⣾⣿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠸⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠿⠟⣀⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣋⣤⣶⣾⣷⣦⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣦⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⠉⠉
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Two steps ahead. Always. I’m not just playing 4D chess — I’m playing Jenga on a rollercoaster while blindfolded and whispering stock tips to pigeons. This is performance art, baby. The greatest social experiment of my life — nay, of human history. And guess what? You’re in it. Surprise!

It’s mesmerizing to witness society in its final boss form: a digital circus where the clowns bring their own ring lights and the audience throws likes instead of tomatoes.

People out here arguing about whether a hot dog is a sandwich while doomscrolling their 12th conspiracy theory of the day.
One guy thinks I faked my existence. Another started a 14-part YouTube series about my eyebrows. A third made a podcast called “Is He God or Just Extremely Online?”

And you know what? I watched all of it. With popcorn.

Yo, if one more person comments on my OOMF’s page, I’m setting up a security detail. 🚨💀 Leave them alone. What do you think, you’re just gonna drop a “nice game bro” and bounce like some emotional ninja? NOT TODAY. 😤

I’ve seen this movie. You come in with your “hey, love the game!” and next thing you know, you’re planning collabs, exchanging friendship bracelets, and on a first-name basis with their hamster. 🐹 Nah. That’s MY OOMF. Not your emotional support NPC for the day.

I’ll be posting “Do Not Disturb” signs and setting up an invisible forcefield if I have to. No, you can’t just drop “heyyy bestieeee” and act like you’re the main character in their digital world. I am. 😤✋

So, next time you think about commenting, just… don’t. Stay in your lane. This is a private page for friends who actually know boundaries. Thanks. 👋 #ProtectMyOOMF #NoNewFriends #BackOff

Chat, is this a rare spawn?? just walked into the tavern and 『MatchaMint』❀ turned around to greet me 💬 “Hello, champion of Cyrodiil” BRO I’M LOSING IT

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⢠⣼⣇⢻⡟⣾⣻⢿⣦⣜⣿⣿⣥⣾⣦⣝⣚⡿⣟⠿⠻⠘⠻⢿⣷⡘⢮⡻⣼⢣
⢸⣿⡷⠘⣿⢷⣻⣯⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣯⣁⣤⣤⣦⣤⣤⣄⣈⠙⢦⡙⢮⣻
⣿⣟⣿⢨⣬⣿⣷⡿⣿⣜⢯⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⢯⡿⣞⣯⣟⣿⣻⠏⡾⣹⢦⡑
⣿⣿⣻⣌⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣟⡮⢭⣻⣾⣿⣽⡿⣯⡿⣿⣽⡾⠝⣣⣵⡊⠀⢹⢶⡹
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣟⣯⣿⣿⠛⣤⣶⣷⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⠝⡴⢋⠞⢉⣤⣿
⠘⠻⣿⣽⣟⢂⡳⣌⣛⡝⠻⠿⢿⠂⠾⣿⢿⣟⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿

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⣼⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⢸⠋⠁⠉⢽⣿⣿⣿⣟⣠⣤⣆⢃⢻⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⡷⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⣾⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿