The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

ILL SAY THIS FOR EVERYONE MY AGE, ESPECIALLY MILLIANIALS THAT DONT KNOW ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT REAL CARS. WE MISS THE DAYS OF OLDSMOBILE, PONTIAC WERE ON TOP OF THEIR GAME.ENGINES WERE BIGGER, MORE RELIABLE. YOU HAD NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT. YOU DIDNT HAVE A BELL GOING OFF IN YOUR TO TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON. YOU DIDNT NEED AIR CONDITIONING, OR A MILLION BUTTONS FOR A RADIO. DIDNT NEED NO FANCY DIGITAL DISPLAYS. GAUGES WERE ANALOG AND WORKED FINE. I MISS CARS WERE 15 FT LONG OFCHROME BUMPERS, WOODGRAIN, STEEL, AND RAW SEX APPEAL. NOW ITS PLASTIC AND EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME, CARS DONT HAVE CHARACTER ANYMORE. THEY USED TO BE PIECES OF ART NOW THEYRE JUST PRESSED AND STAMPED REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER.

-Ernie

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that first race in the first Cars movie.

Chick Hicks is just causing crashes left and right. He puts every single car out of commission except for himself, Strip Weathers, and Lightning McQueen. AND NOBODY SAYS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING. Everything is peachy-keen until the very end when he almost kills Strip.

AND THEN— AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEN— when Lightning is pushing Strip across the finish line, RIGHT AFTER CHICK BUMPS HIM AND NEARLY KILLED HIM, the announcers have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gall to say, “Is pushing on the last lap legal?” Seriously? This car almost killed another car going 200MPH, and they’re worried about another car helping the aforementioned car finish the race? AND THEN THEY HAND THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED IN CUP TO THE CAR THAT HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY MURDERING OTHER CARS ALL SEASON.

Did you know the word “poggers” doesn’t appear once in the U.S. constitution? It’s true. I know I know, I was as shocked as you are. The idea that this document is in anyway representative of its people is absurd, and i reject any notion of its legitimacy on the grounds of its lack of “poggers”.