My father took my Game cube away from me and told me to do the dishes one time, I was so appalled that I took his phone and took photos of my bits and sent them to his coworkers saying "Oh no, my sexy son must've taken some pics while I was a away, sorry lads! LOL" and not even a SECOND later, the police came and Batista bombed my dad through the couch.

Moral of the story, nobody takes my game cube away. Ill see you when you get out of prison in 2035 dad