Smackymander
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18.9 Hours played
I enjoy when my boat destroys itself in 5 minutes after leaving ship. Never seen what hard mode does.
10/10
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HiredNoobs 13 Sep, 2017 @ 6:18am 
Let me tell you something. I didn't ragequit when I left KF2, I left a game that was simply unenjoyable and hopeless. Not only did neither of you bother to hand me any dosh or heal me when I was low, you also just turn your back towards me the moment I got attacked by a group of Clots and two Husks, while I was at level 3, while you with your nice level 25 perks just take all the kills and leave me to die. Next round my weapon was gone. Either one of you picked it up, or it despawned. Either way, it forced me to fight with an off-perk SMG that I found, without any armour. As expected, I died again. And you expect me to enjoy such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teamwork?

I have no idea what the second reason was that I left a bad impression, but just in case it was because I 'whined' about my job: You asked for it. You told me about your job, I told you that I don't like mine. I'm an honest person. Should I have lied?

But of course all that is my fault alone, right? Typical American. Begone.
HiredNoobs 2 Sep, 2017 @ 9:47am 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
HiredNoobs 29 Jun, 2017 @ 8:33am 
-rep voted leave
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♠ Erlandinho ♠ 9 Jan, 2017 @ 12:35pm 
Very nice lobby. Very hard to play against. I think they have future to win some tournaments if they gonna be playing a lot !