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prostate princess 13 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm 
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Jack [Redacted] 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm 
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Heap no long beffare
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XIV 7 Jun, 2020 @ 12:17am 
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It's COOL to hate ♥♥♥♥!
Post this on the wall of a homophobic friend and tell them how COOL they are
DukeSmoochem 29 Oct, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
Molestation is Baby’s first sexual harassment
DukeSmoochem 11 Oct, 2018 @ 10:19pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
DukeSmoochem 11 Oct, 2018 @ 10:17pm 
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DukeSmoochem 11 Oct, 2018 @ 10:16pm 
This 👈👉 is money snek. 🐍🐍💰💰 Upsnek ⬆⬆🔜🔜 in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you ✋✋ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies 💰💰 again Beware!! ✋✋❌❌ You😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕝 You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies 💰💰🐍💰💰 again!!
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 22 May, 2018 @ 1:25am 
Dude, I’m not reading any of that. Are you kidding me? Absolutely not a sentence.

I’m doing you a favor on calling out this stuff.
If Mom finds out that you and the neighbor kid who sometimes has wax in his ears are looking up grotesque 3D animations of video game and anime characters on Google and touching your wieners to it (I get that it’s not a gay thing, but it’s fine if it is), she’s gonna take all of your Goku figures and your Blizzard posters away.

Now, having been skillfully reminded of your embarrassing and shameful behavior, by Me, your new savior and #goalmodel, you’ll think twice before you and little Jimmy go pirouetting away from the Family computer to catch Goku Ball X episodes after a dolphin flogging session (this time, to a particularly titillating animated gif of Mario urgently having anal Intercourse with Princess Peach) you’ll remember, “♥♥♥♥, this is weird and gross of me” and delete your history.

You’re welcome.
DukeSmoochem 28 Apr, 2018 @ 9:45pm 
Hey sweetie, are you still looking for some pu**y on the side?
i'm ready and wi11ing to please whenever you have some time :)
i'm 26 and have a great set of t*ts... all natural! what d0 you like in b#d?
t to hangout. i'm d0wn for anyth1ng! come say hi on my profi1e page
prostate princess 15 Apr, 2018 @ 9:51pm 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

prostate princess 15 Apr, 2018 @ 9:30pm 
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DukeSmoochem 15 Apr, 2018 @ 8:45pm 
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
DukeSmoochem 15 Apr, 2018 @ 8:35pm 
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DukeSmoochem 15 Apr, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
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Storm 5 Apr, 2018 @ 8:04pm 
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DukeSmoochem 18 Mar, 2018 @ 10:25pm 
you went to bed friday cuck
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: i know cause i ended up playing with trey
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: till like 5 am
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: so i dont wanna hear your ♥♥♥♥ i
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: in my books were even
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: ya feel me
Mango Fresh™: in my books
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: dont front up on my hood like that
Mango Fresh™: gimmi a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute to finish this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: ill take you to the streets and break you mfin jaw
Mango Fresh™: ill j cole your ass

DukeSmoochem 18 Mar, 2018 @ 10:25pm 
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: you dont know what im bout boy
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: ill whoop your ass all up and down the block
Mango Fresh™: nitch watch boi
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: me and my crew will ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥
Mango Fresh™: run it
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: and ill ♥♥♥♥ you mama
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: and yo daddy
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: and yo sister
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: ♥♥♥♥ with my colors blood
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: im sport this mfkin flag all damn day
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: i dont run
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: square up mf
DukeSmoochem 18 Mar, 2018 @ 10:25pm 
you went to bed friday cuck
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: i know cause i ended up playing with trey
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: till like 5 am
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: so i dont wanna hear your ♥♥♥♥ i
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: in my books were even
✈ Yung Thumb ✈: ya feel me
Mango Fresh™: in my books

DukeSmoochem 19 Feb, 2018 @ 9:24pm 
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FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 26 Dec, 2017 @ 2:04am 
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steve 14 Nov, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓Did you just ask me 😂😂 what's my gender 👧👦❓❗ Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋 the most IGNORANT AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔✔ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT ❗❗❗❗Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🙇🙇🙇 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 GENDERFLUID 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇⬇ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🙇☝🙇☝🙇Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦(cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗❗❗❗ I can swap ⬇⬆➡⬅ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:19am 
Graphisms are nice and gives the feedback you need to understand what's going on.
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 14 Sep, 2017 @ 6:32am 
Hero, Friendo! -^ This is American Joey, your best friend from USA (╯°□°) Will you friendship mcnuggets with love-tomato sauce o? I attend me senior school university of America (◕ω◕) Best wishes, pilgrim ˙0˙
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:19am 
Tolerant as in toleratin ur BS. :emofdr:
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 13 Aug, 2017 @ 10:45pm 
ur 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
Madea Mo Henry mo problems 5 Aug, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck they hoez toez
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 18 May, 2017 @ 11:24am 
I am the police, and I'm here to arrest you. You've broken the law. I did not write the law. I may even disagree with the law but I will enforce it. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars. If you run away I will chase you. If you fight me I will fight back. If you shoot at me I will shoot back. By law I am unable to walk away. I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun. Behind my badge is a heart like yours. I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I *can* be killed. And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me, and I them. We stand watch together. The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad. We are the police.
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 26 Apr, 2017 @ 3:26am 
So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I were to walk up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a ♥♥♥♥ AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! AND THEN YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME ANIME! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 11 Mar, 2017 @ 12:27pm 
seeking cute asian girl to do mlp cosplay with please pm if youer 1)cute 2)asian 3)possibly a cute boy butt im not gay 4)into mlp 5) willing to except that I 'M the man in the relationship but also that men are very privileged (non feminists do not apply and yes I do recognize my male white african cis/bi privilege and im so sorry for thyse who ive offended) 5) into forearm play 6) want a consenually sensual bear mode boyfriend who is also into MLP 7)wiling to do mlp cosplay and possibly mecha or sonic cosplay too
please pm me 8) as ive sayed non feminists do not apply, no sexusim is welcome when im around and when i see people do sexist stuff i say "HEY STOP IT" and beat them down with an upper cut then kick them with my legs
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 3 Feb, 2017 @ 3:07am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 1 Feb, 2017 @ 1:42am 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 1 Feb, 2017 @ 1:38am 
Please, for the love of God, STOP WORSHIPING THIS ANIMATED CRAP! It's terrible... Bad theme songs, annoying voices, porn, this stuff is UNBEARABLE to watch! And the fans are even worse, let us have our own opinions... One time I told my BEST FRIEND that I didn't like anime and he told me to kill myself! That is one of MANY reasons anime is destroying America, KEEP THAT BULL CRAP IN JAPAN!
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 16 Dec, 2016 @ 2:42pm 
UH👏UH👏You💦friccin moron😂You just got❌TOTALLY❌😂😂BEANED🥒
tag your friends👥 to❌ 🥒TOTALLY BEAN🥒😫👌them😂
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 11 Dec, 2016 @ 6:41am 
You know what? ♥♥♥♥ THE SUB!!! I grew up on the dubbed version! No one criticizes you for watching DBZ dubbed, SO WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES EVERYONE GIVE ME A HARD TIME FOR WATCHING CORY IN THE HOUSE DUBBED! AM I NOT STILL A FAN?! Sorry, just pisses me off is all
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 4 Dec, 2016 @ 4:46am 
I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker weebs
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 29 Nov, 2016 @ 6:10pm 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁:skin-tone-3: 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋ 👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜 😉
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 9 Nov, 2016 @ 8:44am 
You are a racist. You might not know it, you might not feel like it, and you might not look like one, but you are a racist. Could you please just take a step back, look at what you just said, and maybe read it out loud. Then come back to me and try to tell me you aren't a damn racist. I don't care if you were joking, it wasn't funny. You really think it was funny? Think about all the people you just insulted. Normal human beings, just like you , and you make a wisecrack like that. You make me sick. But you know what? I'm not going to insult you. In fact, I'm done talking to you. I'm just going to leave this here and let you think about it, let it eat you inside. I'm sorry for my language, but this made me very upset. That is all.
SupahFlyDaddy 19 Oct, 2016 @ 11:59pm 
autism is my favourite time of year <3
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FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 20 Jul, 2016 @ 1:55am 
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FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 16 Jul, 2016 @ 4:10pm 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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hey its me a turnip from stardew valley
FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:13pm 
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FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 28 Jun, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
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FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson 21 Apr, 2016 @ 9:54am 
What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓Did you just ask me 😂😂 what's my gender 👧👦❓❗ Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋 the most IGNORANT AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔✔ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT ❗❗❗❗Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🙇🙇🙇 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 GENDERFLUID 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇⬇ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🙇☝🙇☝🙇Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦(cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗❗❗❗ I can swap ⬇⬆➡⬅ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out