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1 person found this review helpful
50.6 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you look at how many people play this game; you'll understand the amount of bad reviews isnt a fraction of the actualy players. Human beings tend to be more outspoken when it comes to something negative rather than positive. This game is sweet af. Too many people need to git gud. I havent run into a single hacker in the last 12 hours of solid play. I have run into any bugs. The game is unforgiving when it comes to death and peoples' playstyles (sh*t tactics, etc.) But nonetheless, the game was worth more than $30 to me; Ive spent way more on much sh*ttier games. Stop whining and git gud, comrades.
Posted 27 October, 2017.
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0.8 hrs on record
Great short game. Wish they had come out with multiple versions of the room, or more rooms instead of this teaser. 10/10 would slam that switch on my coworker again.
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
I want to recommend this game so bad, but ran into too many issues while trying to play. I.e. swan boat in chapter four requiring moving outside the boat with your headset but not being able to physically move the character in game. It required a room scale zone that sent me out of bounds of my room. Could not play past this point due to this sadly.
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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3.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game, hilarious at first. Can get old after some time. Good replayability when you take days in between playing. Always fun to play when youre feeling like jabbing people in the face and beating them with their buddies arms.
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Good jump scares, actually makes you a little anxious. However, I will admit some of the losses are pretty cheap, AKA KIKI comes out to play while im standing in a corner, I continue to stare forward and see nobody in the room...KIKI pops up through the ****ing wall. I jumped, but was annoyed with the crap loss.
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Would have easily paid 29.99 in hindsight for this game. Still blows me away it was free to play. Downloaded last night and my Fiance and i have laughed plenty and had some fun playing so far.
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Normally don't drop reviews, but my fiancé and I had a blast messing around with this. It's not scary, but it's frantic. One of those where you're trying to race against a clock. I assume the bad review at the bottom of this page I saw is someone who didn't bother to play through to hardcore mode. The first 18 levels are pretty easy with maybe a death or two to figure some things out if you have decent hand eye coordination, but the hardcore mode will throw you through a ringer. Definitely worth my $10. Playing again when I get home from work lol.
Posted 22 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>plane crash with my son on board
>wake up, timmy is gone
>chase rabbit for 10 minutes and forget I ever had a son
>purposely get chased by naked female cannibals because its the only time ill ever hear a woman moan on this island
>proceed to kill female cannibals and dismember them for their body parts
>i roast and eat cannibals all day
>im now covered in red war paint, awaiting my next ambush
>my bunker is surrounded by countless leaf traps
>the first of 6 cannibals triggers a molotov trap
>the night sky burns red with my burning leaf traps
>I can see them burning, running in fear
>i still hear the moans as I watch small lit fires run to die in the woods
>i take solace in the fact I have survived another night without sleeping
>i sit and wait for their next attack, im running low on meds, but i have plenty of limbs to eat.
>i have a multi-trap setup waiting for me
>if i ever leave this forest it will be on my own terms

10/10, would pillage, cause deforestation, and become a cannibal again.
Posted 5 November, 2016.
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