and you are who?

Lol. You accidentally assaulted my parents, drugged my sister and stole my playstation last time you came over to my place to play wizard 101. I knew that you were just messing with us, but could you please come back sometime to explain that to my family because they don't believe me. When thomas said you left the country I know he was just joking, so please come back soon. I know that the reason your house is empty and surrounded in police tape is because your setting up for halloween early. You haven't logged into wizard 101 in 3 weeks, and your facebook is just been pictures of you with middle aged armed cuban men. You're really getting excited for halloween, maybe I could join you guys with the whole 'cuban coke dealers theme'. Anyway. Please come back. I've tried to call but I keep getting the whole 'phone no longer in service' because of the poor connection around your house.

bro who tf are you

do you like hentai?

👽

alec