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26 of 29 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58am

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:39am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:40am

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:13am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:01am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34pm

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:45am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:38am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:49am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies