He doesn't call me back, even tho I've called him more than 40 times. He told me that his first name was "Mekke", and that he moved south a decade ago. Based on that I figured out that he lives in norway, and managed to find his steam account a few months later. So Mekke here it goes:
So you're too good for an american girl?? You told me the stars had aligned when we met, and the next morning that we would meet again at your place. Why don't you call me back baby? Havent you seen that I've called you a few times?

Lots of Love from your Good Ladyboy

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