I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I see you looking at me looking at you with your fancy headphones and funny seers i cant believe thew verbal abuse coming from you and that duck that deformed duck how dare you break his little neck and make him even uglier than he was before you dont even realize the strain you have put upon his poor life he is now useless unloved and hated by all other ducks do you feel no shame? do you feel pride perhaps? this misfortune of this duck only brings u joy and for what what has he done to deserve these cruel punishments NOTHING I DECLARE UPON THE RIGHTS OF THIS NATION WE ARE BORN INTO THE DUCK HAS REMAINED HIS RIGHTS THE RIGHT OF THE 8TH AMENDMENT THAT NONE SHALL SUCCUMB TO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS LIKE THOSE YOU HAVE CAST UPON THIS POOR CREATURE.

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Only come here sometimes gorgeous ;p

I have your children

YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥ S E X U A L