🎄🎄MERRY PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦George WashingSLUTs about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy father👴🏻, it’s about to get wet down at the 📝✍️COCKus🍆🍆🍆!

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️

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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆!

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