'Jake'
Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose.   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
 
 
Well helllooooooo there! My name is :shit:Jake:shit: and I love games, hardcore parkour, lesbian seagulls, and cheese. Want to play something? Let me know!
Thank you for all the gifts everyone! I love you!


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CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900K @ 3.2 GHz 16-Core Processor
GPU: EVGA GeForce RTX 2070 8GB [www.amazon.com]
Mem: G.Skill Ripjaws S5 64 GB (4 x 16 GB) DDR5-6000 CL30
Mobo: MSI PRO Z690-A WIFI
PSU: Thermaltake Toughpower GF3 TT Premium 1000 W 80+ Gold
Mouse: Razer Death Adder
Keyboard: Blackbird MP810 LightStrike Blues
Cooler: Deepcool LT720 White
Case: NZXT H9 Flow
Speakers: Logitech Z313 50W
Headphones: Audeze Maxwell Ultraviolet

CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz
GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 950 2GB | Radeon HD 7850 2GB
Mem: 24gb G.SKILL Ripjaws X
Mobo: Asus Z97-A
PSU: Rosewill Xtreme 850w
Mouse: Logitech G5
Keyboard: Saitek Eclipse
Cooler: Enermax ETS-T40-TB
Headphones: Astro A50 Blue PC/PS4

now with 111% more shennanninnigans
Most of you probably arent going to read this...
but next week I turn 69, and I want to become a walrus. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.

:bluejelly::orangejelly::bluejelly::orangejelly: Games I've Kickstarted and can't wait to play! :bluejelly::orangejelly::bluejelly::orangejelly:
Wildstar
Marvel Heroes
Battleborn
Warhammer Online
Kingdoms of Amalur
Defiance
Club Penguin
Hellgate London
Mythos
Battlefield Heroes
Global Agenda
Too Human
Anthem

:white_pearl::goldcoin::white_pearl::goldcoin: Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :white_pearl::goldcoin::white_pearl::goldcoin:

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you ♥♥♥♥♥

cheekiyaya: What is fap?

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

MarvelousMax: so if i press in one im deeper in

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Shucks: that's like saying what would you choose? your wife or an ant
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Cardamom 6 Dec @ 11:18pm 
Great Wildstar guide! :wsesper:
GR 27 Apr @ 3:30am 
HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE
Tremeschinion 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm 
I do not know who you are, do not know how i got here, all i know is that i like you...
...And cheese too, in equal proportions
zella 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31pm 
added to offer on alpha cap (from reddit)
dangerhighdoltage 2 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm 
+rep great trade
Grebber 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm 
Add me for trade!