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Succès remportés : 53 sur 89 (60%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h22

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 18h11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 19h14

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 20h41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 0h31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 14h18

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 17h13

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 11h52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 13 nov. 2021 à 18h35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h50

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h37

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 20h21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2018 à 11h36

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2021 à 21h39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 18h22

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 19h52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h01

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 25 sept. 2021 à 23h23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 1 déc. 2017 à 19h47

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 12h32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 24 sept. 2021 à 0h15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 20h41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 16h34

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 18h17

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 29 sept. 2021 à 20h37

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 17h16

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 19h12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h10

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 18h19

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h36

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2018 à 11h39

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h07

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Débloqué le 4 déc. 2017 à 17h19

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2021 à 19h41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 13h48

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 11h53

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 14h31

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 15h44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 19h09

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Débloqué le 12 nov. 2021 à 15h10

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Débloqué le 13 nov. 2021 à 19h16

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 2 avr. 2017 à 16h17

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Débloqué le 12 nov. 2021 à 14h33

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h50



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
7 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,015 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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