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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:20am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 11:01pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 5:56am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:18am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:56pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 4:08am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:10am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:45pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:19am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:15pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:41pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 6:28am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 12:19pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:31am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 6:10am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:57pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:29pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:58pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:40am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:43pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:08am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 10:24am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:39am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:56am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 10:13am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:21am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:44pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:43am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:38am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 8:48pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:41am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 8:48pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 4:17am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:07am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:27pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:55pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 7:28pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 6:46am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 11:27pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 11:21am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 5:57am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 3:36am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 8:36pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:40am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 3:14am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 10:47pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:00am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:23am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 3:15am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 5:48am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 11:00pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:33pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 9:49pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:53pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:54am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:17am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:41am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 12:46am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 12:53am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:50am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:49pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 12:34am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 6:05am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:09am

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:29pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:19am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:09am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 7:43pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 12:41am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 3:17am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:13pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:49pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:33pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:39am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:44am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:01am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:46am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:49am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:45am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:17am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:07am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:01am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:28am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:09am

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:43am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:04pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:02am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:09pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:37pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:58pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:56am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:27am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:07am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:07am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:39am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:35am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:07pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:17pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:42am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:43am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:02am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:06am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:56am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:21am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:23am



Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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