Skelordton of Sealand, Baron of videogames.

Hail, all you knaves and peasantry. I advise you keep your filthy, undignified eyes off of my profile. Only other lords or ladies may be graced with my presence.

For those of dignity and nobility that lay eyes upon this visage of mine, I am Lord Wallace of Sealand. I enjoy sunsets and waterfalls, taking thithes from peasantry, and unneccessary displays of power and affluence. It is a pleasure to make your aquaintance and I pray we get along and oppress those not as blessed as the glorious We.

So in other words, plebs beware and lords be merry. For glory in battle!