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ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* An antique is a thing which has been useless for so long that it is still in good condition.
ㅤ* Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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