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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:08am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:06am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 9:26am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 8:36am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:03am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:30am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2014 @ 5:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 9:34am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:20am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:00am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:51am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:37am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:11am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:51am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 8:20am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 8:49am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 6:53am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:58am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:44am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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