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Greetings, and welcome to my semi-par profile. There are a few things that you should know about me. The first being that I have a terrible taste in friends, so feel free to add me. Second is that i have the most annoying voice that you will ever hear. Third, I have no sense of humor so your jokes will ALWAYS seem better around my terrible ones. And finally, I am completely average at games.


GPU- To lazy to check my computers
CPU- See above spec info ^ (Real Professional right here, includes specs section, but refuses to actually give specs)
Ram- Who cares about Ram, Rem is best girl
Monitor- I think her name is Delores, but she doesnt really monitor me all that much.
Keyboard- A non-mechanical. so ultimately irrelevant one
Mouse- Decent because it works no matter how much I through it at the walls in frustration.


Snapchat- N/A due to my lack of friends and a life
Instagram- See comment above
Facebook- Do you really want it, what are you 40?
Twitter- mastersword12360 is my very rarely used twitter
Twitch- Mastersword12360 if you want to watch me never stream
Youtube- Would my inventory look this ♥♥♥♥ if I was making that sweet youtube ad revenue?
Discord- Well, should some miracle happen and I should happen to have tons of fans and friends, I might get around to creating a discord server where we can all chat.
Current location- Inside my bathtub with my favorite rubber duck and my toaster bath bomb
PSN- Pyro12360 (You might be seing a theme with the 12360)
Other Misc games- Either Mastersword12360 or pyro12360


I will go by several names such as Mastersword. Pyro, the most handsome deep voiced leged who is incredibly humble, Sitro Mavon (Of course), and any other name that is being used as a meme in my current game.


Im not really interesting, almost 16 but still sound prepubescent. If your offering a date, ill be whatever age you need (Female offers only of course). Im straight, My favorite website has to be the most glorious thing known to man; Cornhub. I hate going to school, suck at most social interactions, and live in the good old United States of Murica.


Catgirls. End of story. Elon Musk if you read this, get on this. Remember every dollar spent on cancer is a dollar not spent on genetically engineering catgirls for domestic use.


I believe that the earth is flat and only 6000 years old, that we are all born to die, we are nothing but a simulation and have yet to realize it, oxygen is a poison that takes around 80 years to kill us, Dead Orbit has the right idea (See factions inside of Destiny for info), Destiny 2 sucked more ♥♥♥♥ then Bruce Jenner, Eris Morn is best Character in Destiny, Nier: Automata made me hate myself and the rest of humanity, being a hermit is not wrong, and finally that who ever read this is either a family member, a possible FEMALE dating interest, a creep/scammer. or someone who is really f***ing bored.









(P.s.-Feel free to send me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that are worth money)