Recent reviews by Sirpzy

its pretty good

I have a love hate relationship with this game. I've won about 15 games over my time of playing PUBG, and I gotta say theres alot wrong with it, and alot great with it.


the circle of death - stupid, wayyy too RNG heavy in a skill based game, can get lucky with it and auto-win
red zone - stupid, almost no threat, have only died once to it
bullet mechanics - mediocre, alot of "HOW THE F*$# DID HE HIT THAT SHOT?!"
Vehicles - greenlight indie game level driving, 2/10, especially with motorcycles
Melee combat - realllllyyyy dummbbbbb, you can basically remove melee weapons and just hope the PUBG gods smile upon you, you can either never hit a single punch/slash point-blank, or you one shot somebody getting lucky superman punching them
Misc Absurd RNG sh!t - you can either get lucky with the circle of death, or you might not, and when you don't suddenly theres not a single vehicle on your half of the island, even though theres typically 80 spawns in that area, or perhaps you drop in one garage, someone drops in an adjacent garage, they get full lvl 2 gear and an M4, you get a revolver and a gas can.
Bugs. - It doesn't require a whole lot of explaination, theres alot of bugs, its dumb, whatever.


Looting is incredibly satisfying - when you get lucky with your areas, it fun to get fully kitted and absolutely merc anyone who comes in your way
Bullet mechanics - I know this was also a con, but honestly, it can be just as satisfying as it can be stupid, sniping requires some skill, theres bullet drop, zeroing, and guns aren't just lasers, but that doesn't excuse when sometimes a point blank shotgun shot to the head won't down somebody but when it happens to you, you get blown back into another time period.
Combat - Overall combat can be alot of fun, its alot of skill and requires alot of attention, and when you win a firefight the rush of adrenaline can be great. You have to be able to predict what your enemy is thinking, know where they could be hiding, and keep in mind everything in your surrounding, like "do I have the ability to loot this body out in the open" "where could somebody be able to see me know" "where are those shots coming from" etc.

As much as it seems theres alot of cons, once you start playing, the pros outweigh them

Honestly its a fun thing to have, not ever really neccessary, but if you have a high end build or just a very nice looking setup, its a nice thing to have to kinda add that cherry on top, would highly recommend this to anyone wanting to add a little extra to their setup

FInally, a game that accurately represents my daily American life.

I killed a chicken and wasn't put in jail 10/10 better than skyrim

fork

So far, im a few hours into the DLC, and its AWESOME, it essentially fixes everything the base game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

I love it when orcs freeze behind the entrance wall so I can't kill them and have to restart the game. thanks, also f2p pay to play sucks, fix it.

*Edit*

After playing for several hours, I can say the game is indeed fun, but a smidge on the buggy side at times, the pay 2 play model is absurd, you can still have microtransactions in a free to play game, but you essentially force people to buy since traps are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expensive, and also, the thing I hate the most is how character selection works, my character always gets taken when I load in like 2 seconds later than that person

So I gotta say, at release I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved this game, almost more than other bethesda games *At release* I played the game alot, then over time just kinda stopped. From what I've played the DLCs were great the first and second playthrough of this game is great, but the replayability just kinda stopped, I would still recommend this game as it did provide me with alot of hours of entertainment, and im sure if i'd go back some time soon I could see myself enjoying it a bit more Skyrim still stands as my favorite Bethesda game though. If you dont have it and its on sale definitely buy it, especially if you're new to the series, since alot of New Vegas and FO:3 fans cant get past those games

Even though its not out yet, and im still in school, Im going to write a review for afterbirth
DLC Of da yeer (Except fallout 4's DLC)
amnazin grafiks
nex gen phiziks
blud
poop
stuff I dont know yet about this dlc because i've never played it, LONG LIVE ISSAC

11/10 potatoes

btw it crashes every time I go into a womb type boss rush looking room