9:46 AM - Monty B.: I still don't see all the fuss about sex
9:46 AM - Monty B.: I'd be happy with cuddles

4:07 PM - AfrinAddict: ill let my hot gynocologist do it
4:07 PM - AfrinAddict: i love gyno exams

5:24 AM - soap: If I will come to ♥♥♥♥♥ with a feel guy mask, will I have to pay less?

2:30 PM - Tunt: im sure trix dumpsterdives for used condoms and squeezes the ♥♥♥ into his ♥♥♥♥♥

5:31 PM - Sir_Trix: I think she's actually disconnecting
5:31 PM - segfault: the ♥♥♥♥ she is
5:32 PM - Sir_Trix: haha
5:32 PM - segfault: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kitchen appliance thinks she's the ♥♥♥♥ because she can download scripts

4:30 AM - Ζoey: Well she's a chick.
4:30 AM - Sir_Trix: That explains it.
4:30 AM - Ζoey: Only good for kitchen and making babies.
4:30 AM - Ζoey: Amirite?

5:00 PM - Sir_Trix: What do ya need for java?
5:01 PM - segfault: to someone go back in time and stab the pregnant mother of the dude who invented it

6:59 AM - Lilith: Coke and hookers > Exclusives
6:59 AM - Lilith: wtf is wrong with you

8:35 PM - segfault: jesus I didn't realize I had that 290 stress test video open in a tab and I thought we were getting invaded

9:18 PM - sеgfault: Like I haven't seen you play recently but last time I checked your mouse movements were abrupt, crosshair placement 3/10 and movement terrible and then you run around acing ♥♥♥♥
9:18 PM - sеgfault: and I was like wtf

11:33 PM - sеgfault: like the albabarbeque whateverthe♥♥♥♥ state PD that shot that hobo
11:34 PM - Sir_Trix: Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ that was good
11:34 PM - sеgfault: like I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember how it's spelled

11:57 AM - sеgfault: izy's connection actually involves his network packets being sent in little somali pirate ships, that's why his connection keeps dropping, they get caught

2:40 PM - sеgfault: I don't care what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cereals you had for breakfast I'm interested in knowing where the enemy is

Sir_Trix: Also sorry super drubk wedding sfydroardy now

6:32 PM - Sir_Trix: DS1 is famous for gravelords, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that have like end game stats and items
6:32 PM - Sir_Trix: then go invade lvl 1's
6:32 PM - sеgfault: in the real world those people are called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:33 PM - sеgfault: don't know why they had to pick such a fancy nick name

4:23 AM - Sir_Trix: watching TV and talking to someone important
4:24 AM - Dies|Vereor Nox: Someone very important? :D
4:24 AM - Dies|Vereor Nox: someone to bang?
4:25 AM - Sir_Trix: That's a question I'm not answering :P
4:25 AM - Dies|Vereor Nox: Then it must be really important.
4:25 AM - Dies|Vereor Nox: Else you'd be flicking your penis up and down.

2:50 AM - Prima: Trix, leave the insults at the door. You dont know me. I got quite a few notches on my bedpost ;)/.

4:11 AM - sеgfault: I swear if I had an extra chromosome for every time you say something stupid I'd be almost as retarded as you

12:57 AM - Lilith: trix already got his panties wet at the thought of tunt stabbing him repeatedly

7:48 PM - sеgfault: sometimes you just make me want to knock you out so bad I'm contemplating packing my vodka and crossing the ocean on an inflatable boat to smack you

10:02 PM - segfault: that's why crosby has so many sliding on the ice goals
10:03 PM - segfault: and then if someone touches him they get 3 majors and misconducts and have their citizenship revoked and sports stores won't sell them skates anymore

7:30 AM - Lilith: Trix probably got another drunk wedding surfboard and threw all his badges savings at strippers
7:31 AM - Lilith: Hence stuck at 71

9:25 PM - Rob (Rolling_Go): trix is the hottest girl in chat
9:25 PM - Rob (Rolling_Go): just an fyi

8:28 AM - sеgfault: they got the intellectual property rights to that kennys boost from devilwalk
8:28 AM - sеgfault: they would've had to pay a royalty for every kill so he didn't shoot anyone

1:15 PM - t ‏: my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is so raw because of the pinecones

11:05 AM - segfault: I just bhop duckspam you think a badge will hit that get real

2:55 AM - segfault: like they're ten manning on cache and desi is lurking on dust 2
2:55 AM - segfault: that's how far away he is

1:22 PM - segfault: that's literally how those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cases work
1:23 PM - segfault: they are scientifically designed to penetrate your anal crevice
1:23 PM - segfault: like you don't win

6:06 PM - segfault: like idc if you have a couple of blocks that you call bosniatown
6:06 PM - segfault: we have the whole country here

8:07 PM - Sir_Trix #RIP "ℒ": its a reference to asoiaf man
8:08 PM - segfault: oh I haven't read asdfgh

9:38 PM - Mann-e 11: do you have ass hair
9:38 PM - Weatt: yes
9:38 PM - Weatt: the thing is
9:38 PM - Weatt: for fun i tried to learn braiding them
9:39 PM - Codyxephos: are you retarded or something

11:20 AM - Codyxephos: "do you know who I am!? I am the most important accountant in all of texas", just say that and they'll ♥♥♥♥ bricks

3:04 PM - segfault: dude take the hamburgers out of your ears and listen to this

1:44 PM - segfault: can't believe this is the russian national team
1:45 PM - segfault: I haven't seen a single dirty hit

9:29 PM - segfault: listen
9:29 PM - segfault: these ♥♥♥♥♥ got vlad to buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ headphone amplifier right
9:29 PM - Sir_Trix: yes
9:29 PM - segfault: I don't think he knows what sound is
9:29 PM - segfault: they're so good at it

7:44 PM - segfault: that's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gayest thing I've ever heard of and should not be called deep sea fishing
7:45 PM - segfault: deep sea fishing should be like diving down three miles and wrestling those fish creatures with lamps on their heads barehanded
7:45 PM - segfault: a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boat?? get outta here

3:32 AM - soulrider: YO
3:32 AM - soulrider: ♥♥♥♥♥
3:32 AM - soulrider: ♥♥♥♥ WORK
3:32 AM - soulrider: PLAY NIER
3:33 AM - soulrider: ♥♥♥♥ WORK
3:33 AM - soulrider: YOU RICH ALREADY
3:33 AM - soulrider: PLAY GAMES ♥♥♥♥