Whoops! Someone *CLEARLY* hacked my account and bought all these porn games!
Turning lemons into demonade, this is now a ~~crappy~~ porn game review account!

Friends and Family who knew me beforehand, I'm sorry, and also, read above, I was hacked; but at least I know better than to turn down *free* content, right? That's why I'm going to conclude that everyone can probably go to newgrounds and play the NSFW games there. But this is good for a laugh... right?... *right?*

That being said, if someone wants to be a homie and get this game bundle for me: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7694/Kagura_Bundle/
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"Yet why bewail these things and weep in vain?
A mortal must endure what the gods compel him to suffer."




Momo my brotha (and coffee bro <3 [woofs.co.vu], and chef bro, and gangsta bro, and something else that I kinda forgot)
Stoof is my bffetteatnesyolos1hptf
Wester is pretty cool
Snowflake is cooler. (Get it? Snowflakes are cool and all? haha)
Crazy Steam is probably legitimately crazy, and I love him for it.
KoolAid is a diglett
*I would add more names but no space right now-- so I'll work on it later-- pls don't hate*




Crs Bunny.OP: Life Goals: Get on kirby's list of quotes in his bio :-)

11:36 PM - Sir Kirby, The Tabletop Radio•ʸᵃʸ: something is amiss when you find yourself staring at this: http://37.media.tumblr.com/a8fc5347e424a99350c73c8eac86d626/tumblr_n86qyrMgX71qlkw2ho1_1280.jpg
11:38 PM - Sir Wester, The Vintage: dafuq
11:39 PM - Sir Wester, The Vintage: That's literally horrifying

⊰momo⊱❀•ʸᵃʸ : i turned around to stretch and my sog was just standing there staring at me


•MERRY•STOOFMAS•Y'ALL•: just dong be a bug
•MERRY•STOOFMAS•Y'ALL•: dont
Sir Kirby, The Got Coffee: dong
MERRY•STOOFMAS•Y'ALL•: woa

Steaмy West Side: Baby
Steaмy West Side: I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
Sir Kirbnye, The Physics Guy: Baby, I wish I could be your integration so I could lie in the area beneath you
Steaмy West Side: You smooth ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Steaмy West Side: Greece is has valve dude as money guy
Sir Kirby, The Radio Pheasant: that sentence

5:14 PM - (ง'̀-'́)ง u wot m8?: http://i.imgur.com/8FlbchS.jpg
5:14 PM - Ｓｉｒ Ｋｉｒｂｙ: jesuz
5:15 PM - (ง'̀-'́)ง u wot m8?: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burst out laughing when I saw that.

Sir Wester: Claim that their message offends you, and that you want them removed, to reinforce your safe space

JLantern: If Einstein spent less time being a hound dog and having sex, then maybe he would've discovered time travel.