Well, well, well, look who's here,
Staring at my profile, grinning ear to ear.
Scrolling down with curious glee,
Judging my games? How dare thee!

I see you checking my playtime log,
"4000 hours in one game? What a slog!"
Yes, I know, I should touch some grass,
But look at you—reading this sass.

You came for stats, perhaps a review,
Yet here you are, confused anew.
Why is there a poem? Who writes these things?
Clearly, someone with questionable kings.

So take a seat, enjoy the show,
Or add me up—who knows, let’s go.
But if you leave without a word,
Just know—you’re the real Steam nerd.