Recent reviews by Sir Lettuce

This game is an addiction...

Had lizard sex with drow, broke her neck afterwards. 10/10 would have sex again... but can't... cause she dead.

Also killed a child, and her parents too. Bit off a hand. Chopped off a head, would recommend.

Love the game, it's basically just Warband but a new version with new features that make the game more fun and easier to play. Game does have a long way to go and there are the occasional bugs and incomplete aspects but still absolutely amazing to play.

Just casually watching two dudes duel it out on frontline, pretty epic battle I must say level 80ish (BATTLE BEAST) guy fighting level 10ish, only thing is, they were both red team, uh oh. Battle Beast gets killed, I type in the chat, clearly ironically that Battle Beast should not team kill when clearly it was the other guy. Battle Beast gets kicked, whoops. Anyway two games later I spawn into mountain peak, just casually running when this man "I will kill you" starts attacking me. which I thought was rather weird so I just casually keep running then two other guys start attacking me and I was like man do I look blue to these guys? Then I die and "I want to kill you" starts saying I was blocking spawn and I want red to lose. HM quite odd, then the team kicks me and I'm like... huh maybe I accidentally blocked spawn. *"I want to kill you" has added you to his or her friends list* name changes to Battle Beast, HE CAME BACK FOR REVENGE. Honestly made my day, it was a good time. Battle Beast was a little salty but I hope he'll laugh it off one day, poor dude

It's a good game as well.

Good game

My friend pretty much bullied me into getting this game so I got it and it actually wasn't that bad. I joined a game heard about 7 different people screen, "china number one!" and then my ears bled. I then decided that muting the voice chat was advisable. My best game was when I finally found a sickle and I got my first and only kill, my best postion is still #72 but I'm getting there with a little help from that one guy who yells, "north korea, best kore."

I love playing this game and I was looking at other reviews and basically just saw people complaining about the DLC. Then I realised I've spent $60 on DLC so I guess it's only good if you have a stable job and no kids or friends, or family.

It's skyrim dude, buy it

It's alright

Great game