hi bro! add me please :)

friend request pls

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One time we were walking in a really big park when a mysterious bearded man jumped out of a bush and offered us magic beans that would give us incredible power, then left. I was about to say it was a horrible idea, but he just said "♥♥♥♥ it we ball" and swallowed his in one go, so I did the same. We waited for something to happen but nothing ever did for like two hours. We found the guy again and asked him what the power was supposed to be, and he said it would give us the ability to have really good facial hair, which made sense why it didn't do anything for either of us because we could already do that. And then because he felt like it he just started bench pressing the bearded guy for like 20mins before willing a cup of bubble tea into existence "as a lil treat"

+rep never talks loud enough for me to hear him over the gym music

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