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They made Super Earth great again.

Very fun game. The animals are very cute, the music is absolutely fantastic, and the devs update it pretty frequently with new skins/characters and gamemodes.

Comfy game with good music and interesting characters. Good way to spend a few hours if you're bored and want a game that's not too stressful. It isn't super innovative but hell if you're buying a poker game what did you expect? You'll probably like it if you enjoyed Pokernight at the inventory.

Probably the best map in Hitman 3 and arguably the whole trilogy (Still have a hard time feeling anything tops Sapienza).
This level gives you 10 targets to pick and choose from and not a single annoying side objective you do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about. Not only that the level has great mastery unlocks with many useful items, AND a lot of really fun unlocks from challenges such as a Rave outfit, a Bunny mask outfit and a unique Sniper rifle.

The always online is a bit of an annoyance especially since the game will occasionally lose connection for a few seconds and give you a prompt saying it's "trying to find the server" which is completely retarded in a single player game because I don't think ANYONE but the developers give an actual ♥♥♥♥ about online highschores on the levels.

With that out of the way this game is still an absolute gem with lots of replayability. The developers have done a good job of continuing support for this game and the new Freelancer update is kicking my ass in all the right ways. The developers do need to work on their usually pretty lackluster paid DLC and some of their weird obsessions with online features nobody really wants, but aside from that you are very likely to have a fun time playing this.

This level can eat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a spoon. What is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point of giving us a disposable keycard hacker unlockable item in the mastery if the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level has doors ONLY unlockable with passwords or by "camera hacking" by finding special "dongs" in the level with hacking clearance.

Not only this, the whole level is cyberpunk aesthetics and yet there's not a single futuristic unlock in the mastery, and not a single unlockable item from challenges unless you have the deluxe edition DLC. Why the ♥♥♥♥ no, Berlin and Dartmoor had several items unlockable from challenges. This level has terrible replayability due to its awful mastery rewards and no items unlockable from challenges, and in general it's just a pain to get around. The only redeeming feature is that the aesthetics are pretty and the incredibly and annoying objective of going down into the lab to do the boring ass disabling of the network thingie becomes optional on the second playthrough.

Petty developers that ban people for providing community feedback. I'll never respect artists that prefer praise over critique.

Occasionally the game's indie side will show with the platforming and lighting being slightly jank and the level design a bit confusing, but not enough that it will really ruin your experience. Difficulty for the most part range from easy to medium, but occasionally the game will decide to amp it the ♥♥♥♥ up and lock you in a small area with huge hordes of enemies that you must defend yourself against. Overall a good game with fun weapons and charming world building. The french knows how to make cute and funny experiences.

Fantastic game with lots of replayabillity. Only thing I don't really love is many cosmetic cuits being locked by time exclusive events that no longer happen, but that's still a rather minor flaw.

One of the best 3d platformers you'll play. This game's platforming and level design is heavily inspired by 3d Mario games like Mario 64 and Sunshine, the movement is tigh and responsive and levels are fun to explore. While the game is mostly childish in theme, adult jokes are sprinkled about to positively surprise any boomer who'd happen to come across them. The difficulty of the main game is fairly easy with some occasional challenge levels to spice things up, however for anyone seeking a challenge the Seal the Deal DLC greatly amps up the difficulty during the arctic cruise, and takes the difficulty up to 11 with the optional Death Wish challenges unlocked after you beat the Snatcher. This is a fantastical game and a must have for any fans of cute and funny experiences.