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33.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
there is not much content here yet, but what's here is very promising and VERY addicting. I can't wait for updates.
Posted 7 July. Last edited 7 July.
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28.0 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
the netcode is actually fantastic, the matchmaking is the real problem. i had a stable 0-1 frame rollback connection between me in germany and a friend in the USA. we had a 160ms ping and yet there was no rollback jitter at all. meanwhile the matchmaking ignores connections and gives me red bar opponents all the time.
Posted 11 February.
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11 people found this review helpful
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8.6 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
It's not great out of the box. It's really just Skyrim with a band-aid VR solution that's barely functional. Only buy it if you're ready to spend way more time modding it than you think it will take to mod. After getting the game to a state I'm somewhat happy with i already feel so exhausted that i don't want to play the game anymore.
Waste of money.
Posted 2 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Bought it for 12 bucks not too long ago and it's so boring that it's not even worth that, it can't even hold my attention for 30 minutes, now they want 60 bucks for it.
Posted 10 October, 2024.
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172.1 hrs on record
there is no depth to this game, you just press buttons faster than your opponent and hope they never get their turn
chip damage, recoverable health, and heat completely devalue defensive play
the tekken talks for season 2 show that the devs either don't understand the problems of this game, or that they don't want to fix them
Posted 1 October, 2024. Last edited 27 March.
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54 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
I'm so tired of everything becoming political
Posted 30 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
130.0 hrs on record
DRM is useless and only hurts your paying customers, stop mistreating us!
Posted 23 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
this is probably the only game that understands why vampire survivors was a success and rather than being a cheap copy it expands upon that. i'm not a hololive viewer and it is still very enjoyable.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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6.7 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
i don't need to buy a switch for this
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
metroidvania
sick movement

what else do you need?
Posted 29 October, 2023.
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