You made me dinner when I flew out to Colorado. It was just your butt hole though and you yelled "Welcome to the mountains" as I ate it. You also shot me with a gun when you lived in Texas but i'm not white so it was fine.

Added for trade ^^

this dude sold me a in-game hoverboard for $400. 10/10

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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