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is this the real simochi

uwu my owo

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I've tried a lot of diets. But my body keeps rejecting them.
ㅤ* A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from.
"Follow me", he says and off they fly over hills, over rivers and into a dark forest.
"See that tree over there", he says.

"WELL I DIDN'T!!".
ㅤ* I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!

god vac