Recent reviews by Simmy

I've played this game like seven times, my hours are a lie don't trust them.

Through each completion i loathe the fact I didn't get more time to spend just rooting around and having battles with Grimora and Magnificus. Every character is such a bundle of personality and passion from the writers that i seriously can't ever get enough of this game and keep coming back to it. If you told me tomorrow that an Inscyption 2 was coming out and it was just the same game but with a Grimora and Magnificus section where they get to run the ship for a while and it was like 80 dollars? I'd bend over backwards for it. Despite my numerous times playing this game, I still get chills during the ending. The achievement is called dramatic finale for a reason, that ♥♥♥♥ doesn't just bang HELL no it ♥♥♥♥♥ SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. The only problem I have with this game is that there's not enough, I don't CARE if there's negatives associated with having a bunch of one game, I don't CARE if i'll get bored of it eventually, I just want to toil away playing the ♥♥♥♥ out of some cards with Leshy, Grimora, Magnificus, and P03.

I'm looking forward to in a more official manner (*cough* dont ask *cough*) coming back to this game whenever i'm bored.

DEFINITELY not worth 10 dollars. You get one run and every other run really won't be different. For a tower defense it has zero replay-ability. Unfortunately performance tanks heavily as the game goes on, especially with the addition of the minigun towers. If you need a four hour distraction though its not bad to pick up on sale.

Very fun! My PC can't run anything past the 2nd tier difficulty though.. Which kind of pisses me off but what can you do! Optimizing games for bad pc's is a waste of money

Entertaining enough to the point i haven't gotten bored attempting to 100% it

I feel as though this game is spoiling me.. 60 hours in and im still just as the beginning of the towers, i still have baldurs gate to go through..

My PC cannot run the game therefore it bad!

Holy Schmoley.... bobies..

I've played the game for about 5~ hours combined with my mobile acc.

I've had opponents leave 20-30 round games and i get punished because i don't get any rewards. This game feels slow and clunky, card draw is a bottleneck that prevents you from doing anything so it really matters WHAT cards you draw. If you can't get any good cards from your initial hand (i.e. anything that perpetrates more card draw like restock and supply drop) you'll be stuck being drip fed cards that do nothing for you. It feels especially unfair when your opponent just happened to draw all their restocks, gold drops, etc early giving them a huge advantage and a 10 card hand they can use whenever compared to you. Note i say feels, because this game just feels bad to play. On paper it's harmless, but the relatively low depth only accelerated by the over-monitization (Only getting 3 cards from the shop a day and having to grind out games to get spat in the face with like 20 monkey money and 200 points to buy a specific card that you need 800 or even 15,000 for)

This game just feels bad to play, if you get screwed by the luck of the draw you just kind of loose and there's no way to manipulate it so it feels fair.. its just "Oh i didn't draw what i needed, i just loose." To further drive home the feeling of frustration I've had games where my opponent makes several mistakes (Popping bloons in an inefficient order, not maximizing damage both from bloons and to them, using 150 damage skill cards on 1 red bloon just because they couldn't defend them) and they proceed to win off of bs! For example one of the storm events spawns 2 pink bloons (bloons that instantly leave at the end of your turn) and just because i went first (that honestly provided me no real advantage) i get punished and loose 200 health first for no reason (To clarify there are defender monkeys that deal damage to them if they're reloaded at the time, but i hadn't draw the 3 i had in my deck with like 16 cards left because whatever)

If you want a hero shooter, i'll give you an invite to deadlock beta testing. Overwatch started development in 2013 after blizzard canceled Titan now we sit here with 11 years of active development (as it's a live service game continuously being developed). Compared to deadlock which has been indev for 8 years and has only been playable for a few months? this game is absolute garbage an all fronts except the character design because Soldier 76 and Junkrat make my Wee-Wee go Boing Boing Boing. Fun with a friend if you don't get put in a lobby with people who play this game religiously 24/7 and have all the skins on mercy that show her feet in more detail

It's MID. Worse than the original, still a fun little jaunt though i had more enjoyment watching the trailer's 2 minutes than i did in the entire game