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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 8:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 8:30am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 11:39am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 11:35am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:58am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 2:33am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 11:45am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 8:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:01am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 7:32am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:27am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 11:07am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:43am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 7:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:45am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 10:57am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:30pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:16pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 9:54am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 8:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:47pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 9:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 8:58am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 7:59am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 9:37am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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