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mister squidward 9 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm 
raisin bran
mister squidward 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am 
poop
mister squidward 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am 
Noice!!1!!😂😂1!1😂😂 You don't find it funny 😳🤬🤬🤬😏 Ur a instragam normie!!!1😂😂😂😜😜🤡🤡🤓 Lololol 😂😎😂lol😎😂lol😎😊😎 Elon Musk!!!11!! Chungus Funny 😂😂lmoa😛😜mao😜 Keanu!1!!1!1!! 🤩🤩🤩 Momement wholesome 100😊😊😊😍😍😍Stunksss !!11! 📈📉📈📉📈 [everyone liked that] 👍👍👍👍👍 Ur sus😤😤sus😤😤sus😤Why you don't laugh?!1??1?1!!😡😡🤬🤬 it's an amogus referenc !!?1?!🤬🤬🤬🤬 Sus sus 😂😂sus sus !1!!11!
mister squidward 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:10pm 
calls himself nippy

but i never even seen his nipples

wtf !!
Okaydude 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49pm 
Why you no online
mister squidward 2 Oct, 2019 @ 10:07pm 
y u on boat

no boat

less float
Kala 19 May, 2019 @ 9:10am 
love you man :steamsalty:
Kala 12 Apr, 2019 @ 12:54pm 
:cozynms:
Kala 12 Mar, 2019 @ 8:01pm 
:cozyrealmroyale:
Kala 22 Nov, 2018 @ 11:28am 
My brother, I miss you like crazy. You are another piece of the puzzle that doesn't feel the same when the piece is missing. We all hope to see you soon.. This year has already been long enough, and we need to have our stinky navyboy back in our daily lives lol. The whole group misses you, especially me and Sprinks who talk about you on the daily. I can only hope that soon is within 2 weeks. Come home Nippy, we need you back here with us. These holidays aren't the same without you. ❤️
Kala 11 Nov, 2018 @ 9:39am 
Smelly. :cleankey:
=EXO=MAJ.Czar.J 28 Oct, 2018 @ 1:51pm 
bjark
Kala 21 May, 2018 @ 10:20pm 
I love you. :gordon:
yes 16 May, 2018 @ 2:11pm 
yes
mister squidward 17 Mar, 2018 @ 4:57am 
virginia sux
Kala 19 Feb, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
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Kala 19 Feb, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
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Asi♥ 19 Feb, 2018 @ 3:46pm 
:sneakingspirit:
Feesh 19 Feb, 2018 @ 3:11pm 
why lol
Feesh 19 Feb, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
I didn't ask for a hotdog.
=EXO=MAJ.Czar.J 14 Feb, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
T H I N G Y
Asi♥ 2 Feb, 2018 @ 5:55am 
Shat yer bunk too.
mister squidward 30 Jan, 2018 @ 12:22am 
bro battleships isn't even that fun
Snoozer 29 Jan, 2018 @ 5:30pm 
Wait you’re back?!
Snoozer 18 Jan, 2018 @ 8:35am 
Feels like a life time ago
Kala 16 Jan, 2018 @ 1:27pm 
texas toast?
Snoozer 12 Jan, 2018 @ 2:24pm 
You done yet?
Okaydude 30 Dec, 2017 @ 6:56pm 
In the words of Calvin Rush "You look like pemisnobes", can't wait till you sail back to the TS
mister squidward 20 Dec, 2017 @ 5:07am 
miss you kid
Snoozer 15 Dec, 2017 @ 12:29pm 
USS Poopdeck
Mullet Man 11 Dec, 2017 @ 4:39am 
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Kala 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:11pm 
i miss your face, and your drunken attitude
Asi♥ 23 Nov, 2017 @ 6:36am 
Soupcan :C
mister squidward 22 Nov, 2017 @ 6:20am 
BABY COME BACK,
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Asi♥ 2 Nov, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of ♥♥♥♥. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your ♥♥♥♥ so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feet, you ♥♥♥♥!
Asi♥ 4 Oct, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
stinky hat
Mullet Man 25 Sep, 2017 @ 1:14pm 
+rep smells good
Snoozer 15 Sep, 2017 @ 9:33am 
I need a double cheeseburger
And hold the lettuce
Don't be fron' son
No seeds on da bun
Up in this drive thru
Order for two
Gotta cravin' for a number nine, like my shoe!

I need some chicken up in here,
In this hizzle
Fer shizzle my nizzle,
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for ya mother
Double double supa size,
And don't forget the fries!
=EXO=MAJ.Czar.J 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:07am 
I 👁 thought 💭 fidget spinning was 👏 a 👌 dumb 👅 trend🔥, but 🍑 then 😮 I 👁 got 🍸 mine. 😵 I 👁 felt 😎 the 👏 spin, I 👁 felt 😎 it 💯 on 🔛 my 👨 finger, 👆 I 👁 felt 😎 the 👏 rush of 💦 a 👌 good 👌 spin. It 💯 changed 🚼 me. 😭 I 👁 got 🍸 my 👨 spinner ironically, but 🍑 I 👁 was 👏 wrong🙊🙊🙊. Its amazing, 👉 I’m 💘 smarter, more 🍗 productive, 🎮 more 🍗 focused at 🍆 work, 🏢 a 👌 simple 🔢 task is 💦 now 👋 much 🔥 better. Outsiders dont 🚫 get 🔟 it🙊, they 👥 dont 🚫 get 🔟 us. 👨 I’m 💘 not 🚫 saying 🗣 were 👶 better 👍 but 🍑 were💯💯 more 🍗 open 🌊 minded🔥 and 👏 probably 😻 smarter. I love 😍 this 👈 community, 👩 and 👏 I 👁 love💯💯 this 👈 way 💫 of 💦 life🙈🙈.
Snoozer 9 Aug, 2017 @ 7:29pm 
+rep taught me to cook hot dogs in water ♥♥♥♥♥ intense
Folamh(RIP Dad</3) 19 Jul, 2017 @ 8:02am 
Oh Wow
mister squidward 14 Jul, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
Ima ♥♥♥♥ you up unless you buy me beer
Asi♥ 16 May, 2017 @ 9:48am 
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a ♥♥♥♥♥
Mask on
♥♥♥♥ it, mask off
Mask on
♥♥♥♥ it, mask off
☙Aluriele❧ 15 May, 2017 @ 5:19pm 
U a ♥♥♥
Kala 14 May, 2017 @ 8:34pm 
. :steamsalty:
mister squidward 26 Mar, 2017 @ 1:36pm 
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Asi♥ 11 Jan, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
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mister squidward 22 Sep, 2016 @ 10:56pm 
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆♥♥♥♥🍑 did you just 👉�👌♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little👌👌 good ♥♥♥♥ you little good ♥♥♥♥ you little 👌👌 good ♥♥♥♥? shut you the ♥♥♥♥ UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫snipe
mister squidward 20 Aug, 2016 @ 2:04pm 
Playing now: Yung Simmie - Gwop
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mister squidward 3 Aug, 2016 @ 1:25pm 
Sir you are being detained for public defacation under Virginia State Law § Section 8-47B, you have the right to change your underwear and buy toilet paper. place your hands on your ass and ♥♥♥♥ quietly.