We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a
clever but highly unmotivated trick.
-- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"
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You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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progress, n.:
Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons
invading the body and taking possession of it.

Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria
and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction.
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It's not? Are you saying that you SHOULD allow people (other than William
Wallace) to shoot lightning bolts from their arse?
-- Seth Galbraith
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