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Works super well to auto-adjust fan speeds, love it! It's free, get it and try it out. Simple!

Just no, don’t buy it unless.. you’re a diehard fan or looking to just waste money. Check out my full review below.

Playable just not... fun. There's really no reason to play it, no achievements, no trading cards. I'd say it wasn't worth the 97 cents I paid for it for not even the hour of gameplay I had. Obviously, I could've kept playing but, it's just boring and repetitive and way too buggy. To pay 7 dollars for this you must be smoking something really good.

☐ Kids.
✔ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

✔ Potato, understandable though.
☐ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

☐ Full Price.
☐ Wait for Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
✔ Don't Buy It, wait for sale if you really want it because 7 dollars is a total rip off.
☐ Free.

✔ Minimum.
☐ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ High End.
☐ Super Computer.

✔ Easy, you like don’t even take damage but, your bullets do a million damage.
☐ Medium.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Dark Souls.

✔ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours) Of course you can waste your life and play for 20+ hours but, don’t.
☐ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☐ Long. ( 16+ hours)
☐ Endless.

☐ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
✔ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.
☐ Cinematic/Art.
☐ Like Watching A Movie.

☐ Horrible.
✔ Decent.
☐ Average
☐ Good.
☐ Amazing.

☐ Terrible.
✔ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.

✔ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.

Multiplayer: ☐
Single player: ✔

Buy it! Check out my full review below.


Before I get to my list I'd like to add this game is really different and I really enjoy it. One decision can change a lot. You can either be pro-modified, pro-purist, or a mix of both. Depending on what news articles you approve and reject will defiantly have an impact on your entire life… in-game.

☐ Kids.
✔ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

✔ Does the job.
☐ Potato.
☐ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

✔ Full Price.
☐ Wait for Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.

✔ Minimum.
☐ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ High End.
☐ Super Computer.

☐ Easy.
✔ Medium, only because there is a lot of decisions and you have to do what’s right for your work and family at once.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Dark Souls.

☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
✔ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☐ Long. ( 16+ hours)
☐ Endless.

☐ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.
✔ Cinematic/Art.
☐ Like Watching A Movie.

☐ Horrible.
✔ Decent.
☐ Average
☐ Good.
☐ Amazing.

☐ Terrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
✔ Good.
☐ Fantastic.

☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
✔ Nothing.

Multiplayer: ☐
Single player: ✔

Buy it! Check out my full review below.


Before I get to my list I'd like to add I absolutley love this game! Yes I only have about 5 hours played currently on this account but, I have countless on mobile. The PC version in my opinion is defiently superior, plus the extra DLC is totally worth picking up!

☐ Kids.
✔ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

✔ Not a graphics-based game.
☐ Potato.
☐ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

✔ Full Price.
☐ Wait for Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.

✔ Minimum, sometimes when moving a lot of units at once it can get laggy on a lower end PC other then that no worries with basic-cheap PCs.
☐ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ High End.
☐ Super Computer.

☐ Easy.
✔ Medium, it gets somewhat challenging as you progress but, in general you’re still doing the same thing as usual, so I wouldn’t consider it hard.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Dark Souls.

☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☐ Long. ( 16+ hours)
✔ Endless, can get repetitive after many hours but there’s always the workshop for more callouts.

✔ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.
☐ Cinematic/Art.
☐ Like Watching A Movie.

☐ Horrible.
☐ Decent.
☐ Average.
✔ Good.
☐ Amazing.

☐ Terrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
✔ Fantastic.

☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
✔ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.

Multiplayer: ☐
Single player: ✔

I'd like to add before I put my list, this game has great potential just needs to get there. It is in Early Access, give it some slack aye. Also, yes I only have a bit of time played currently, main reason is that it just gets repetitive in my opinion. In the future I'm sure it'll be a lot better. Would recommend if you have some spare cash and you're interested as you'll see I stated in my list.


☐ Kids.
✔ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

☐ Not a graphics-based game.
☐ Potato.
✔ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

☐ Full Price.
☐ Wait for Sale.
✔ If you have extra money.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.

✔ Minimum.
☐ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ High End.
☐ Super Computer.

☐ Easy.
✔ Medium.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Dark Souls.

☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☐ Long. ( 16+ hours)
✔ Endless, defiantly will get repetitive.

✔ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.
☐ Cinematic/Art.
☐ Like Watching a Movie.

☐ Horrible.
✔ Decent.
☐ Average
☐ Good.
☐ Amazing.

☐ Terrible.
✔ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.

☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
✔ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.

Multiplayer: ✔
Single player: ✔


Overall, if you want a fun Early Access emergency service type game it's great. Don't buy it if you're just going to complain about whatever everyone is complaining about. Simple.

Love this game, can play it laid back with some friends or super competitive. Plus, it's free can't beat that! Download it and see if you like it. Check out my full review below.


☐ Kids.
✔ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.

☐ Not a graphics-based game.
☐ Potato.
☐ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
✔ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

☐ Full Price.
☐ Wait for Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
✔ Free.

☐ Minimum.
✔ Medium.
☐ High End.
☐ Super Computer.

☐ Easy.
✔ Medium.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Dark Souls.

☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☐ Long. ( 16+ hours)
✔ Endless.

✔ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.
☐ Cinematic/Art.
☐ Like Watching A Movie.

☐ Horrible.
☐ Decent.
✔ Average
☐ Good
☐ Amazing.

☐ Terrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
✔ Fantastic.

☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
✔ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.

Multiplayer: ✔
Single player: ✔