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I am gonna kiss u vivaldy

Bro 📓Rainconjuror👾 there’s a form you must fill and submit before playing with the top dog. I don’t know who you think you are skipping everyone in line just like that?

Here’s the previous message explaining what the form must contain:

"Sorry, I only add verified goats to this profile. If you do apply to this requirement, please send an email to our HR department with a verification video of you proving that you are in fact a goat, with your username and profile picture printed. In the video you must show clearly both the username and profile picture and must recite the following: "Cloven hooves, curved horns, four-chambered stomach—unassailable proof: I am a goat." While doing so, it is required that you show every body part that is described in this text. Any mistakes or errors in the submission may cause it to be automatically declined. Also it would be highly appreciated if you could write a motivation letter.
Thanks"

-shrmp

let's communicate and conquer, can you add me?

+rep cool match, solid comms, we made a good team! 😇

Good match!

Super idol de xiào róng
Dōu méi nǐ de tián
Bā yuè zhèng wǔ de yáng guāng
Dōu méi nǐ yào yǎn
Rè ài yì bǎi líng wǔ dù de nǐ
Dī dī qīng chún de zhēng liú shuǐ

ख
जि सु खः ? सकतां ल्यूने त्वःतेगु इच्छाशक्ति दुम्ह सुं छम्ह, छं स्यू ।
छं जितः गुबलें धाइ ला (खः) धकाः क्वःछि ।
छं गुबलें त्वःतेत स्वल धाःसा छं जितः स्यानाच्वंगु थें जुइ, छं स्यू ।
कुहां हुँ, जिं स्यू, खः, कुहां हुँ, जिं स्यू, खः
जि सु खः ? सकतां ल्यूने त्वःतेगु इच्छाशक्ति दुम्ह सुं छम्ह, छं स्यू ।
छं जितः गुबलें धाइ ला (खः) धकाः क्वःछि ।

Iva
Min hu jien? Xi ħadd li għandu r-rieda li jħalli kollox warajh, taf.
Int li tiddeċiedi jekk xi darba hux se tgħidli (iva)
Qisu bħallikieku qed toqtolni jekk qatt tipprova titlaq, taf.
Inżel 'l isfel, nafha, iva, inżel 'l isfel, nafha, iva
Min hu jien? Xi ħadd li għandu r-rieda li jħalli kollox warajh, taf.
Int li tiddeċiedi jekk xi darba hux se tgħidli (iva)
Qisu bħallikieku qed toqtolni jekk qatt tipprova titlaq, taf.
Inżel 'l isfel, nafha, iva, inżel 'l isfel, nafha, iva

Ouais
Qui c’est moé? Quelqu’un qui a la chienne de lâcher prise, tsé
C’est toé qui décides si un jour tu vas m’le dire (ouin)
C’est comme me tuer si jamais t’essaies d’m’en aller, tsé
Chu down, j’le sais, ouais, chu down, j’le sais, ouais
Qui c’est moé? Quelqu’un qui a la chienne de lâcher prise, tsé
C’est toé qui décides si un jour tu vas m’le dire (ouin)
C’est comme me tuer si jamais t’essaies d’m’en aller, tsé
Chu down, j’le sais, ouais, chu down, j’le sais, ouais

Yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide if you're ever gonna let me know (yeah)
Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide if you're ever gonna let me know (yeah)
Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah

Rejection of Steam Comment Submission Due to Incomplete Admission Form

Upon careful review of your recent submission, we regret to inform you that your Steam comment cannot be processed due to the non-completion of the requisite Admission Form associated with the Friendship Request. This form is an essential procedural requirement and must be filled out to facilitate the formal evaluation of your submission.

Rejection of Steam Comment Submission Due to Incomplete Admission Form

Upon careful review of your recent submission, we regret to inform you that your Steam comment cannot be processed due to the non-completion of the requisite Admission Form associated with the Friendship Request. This form is an essential procedural requirement and must be filled out to facilitate the formal evaluation of your submission.

Rejection of Steam Comment Submission Due to Incomplete Admission Form

Upon careful review of your recent submission, we regret to inform you that your Steam comment cannot be processed due to the non-completion of the requisite Admission Form associated with the Friendship Request. This form is an essential procedural requirement and must be filled out to facilitate the formal evaluation of your submission.

Vivaldy is right

-rep Emmy Bae UwU probably can't read

Emmy Bae UwU did you even take the time to read his admission form? What is that, get in line just like the rest of us bro.

uwuu legend its u? ^^

As requested: Webbed feet, bulging eyes, slimy skin—unassailable proof: I am a toad.

As a Rana temporaria, my webbed feet are built for quick, graceful hops in the swamp, not for executing flicks or air dribbles at 150 km/h. My boost management involves a lot of missed pads and super-sonic speed in the wrong direction. When it comes to kickoffs, I usually end up spinning out instead of landing a clean 50/50.

Dear Shrmp (#1 fan of Bruhman),

I, Rana temporaria (Cherry the Toad), request the honor of a Steam friendship. While my Anura reflexes may not rival yours, I admire your digital Amphibia skills deeply. Though I lack a camera obscura, my croak frequency exceeds 400 Hz, and I can leap distances up to 5 times my body length.

I hope my Bufo bufo appeal is enough to secure this friendship.

Regards,
Cherry the Toad

Dear shrmp (#1 fan of Bruhman)'s HR department,

It is with great pleasure and admiration for shrmp (#1 fan of Bruhman), and by extent, your "company" (as defined at the Canadian company registry) that I wish to apply for a longstanding Steam (computer application platform operated by Valve, registered at 10500 NE 8th St Ste 1000, Bellevue, WA 98004) friendship. I sadly do not own a picturemotion recording device, and therefore am unable to provide the required short moviefilm as a mean to prove my goateness, but I swear I ingest grass and produce milk just like any other goats.

Also, as required in your admission form: Cloven hooves, curved horns, four-chambered stomach—unassailable proof: I am a goat.

I hope my submission is of interest to you.

Kind regards,
Vivaldy

Sorry, I only add verified goats to this profile. If you do apply to this requirement, please send an email to our HR department with a verification video of you proving that you are in fact a goat, with your username and profile picture printed. In the video you must show clearly both the username and profile picture and must recite the following: "Cloven hooves, curved horns, four-chambered stomach—unassailable proof: I am a goat." While doing so, it is required that you show every body part that is described in this text. Any mistakes or errors in the submission may cause it to be automatically declined. Also it would be highly appreciated if you could write a motivation letter.
Thanks

-shrmp

add me too, goat :3

Fortnight

Humnight

Which night?

You, me and hummus, an unforgettable night babe

*3 rep he obliterated my sex drive after pushing me to the edge multiple times in the same evening

Nooooooo

I ate hummus

Cool friend

You hummus, you lose

Don't lose your streak please

four months now btw just wanted to give an update on my hummus consumption

I haven't eaten hummus in like 3 months

+rep he eats hummus

+rep balls so huge it ripped through his trousers 14 times by now.

+rep biggest pp bizon

±rep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife when I was pregant, now I might be sterile.

+rep very respectful

Alright

ok

let's keep the streak going

I have gambling issues

+rep skin master

+rep has sick cs2 skins

ikr

rl on steam is wild

RL on steam 😫