Max: “No, come on, come on, you gotta pick, you gotta pick this. I’m Awesome. That is the gayest title you could ever have for a game.”
Faceless: “Oh yeah boy, this looks like some Johnny Bravo, oh hoo, hoo, hoo, yeah son.”
Faceless: “Install my game please.”
Max: Laughs
INSTALLING, INSTALLING, INSTALLING, INSTALLING
Faceless: “Let’s play!”
Faceless: “Hang on. Hang on.”
Max: “What do you want?”
Faceless: “This file may contain something bad.”
Max: “What the ♥♥♥♥! Yeah nah, nah, nah, nah Steam, I’m using, what’s that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing...”
Faceless: “What do you mean, this is my game.”
Max: Chuckle
Faceless: “ImAwesome.exe”
Faceless: “I’m going first because ♥♥♥♥♥♥’, it’s my game.”
Max: “We can play Co-op. That could be fun. Just two bros being awesome.”
Faceless: “Alright, we’ll play Co-op, let’s go.”
Max: “Alright, well… okay, what.”
Max: “This guy, this guy here looks like Howard Stanley.”
Faceless: “How do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choose your player.”
Max: “Oh your game is so fun dude, awesome. What is this gay ♥♥♥♥.”
Faceless: “Choose your player.”
Max: “Yeah alright, give me a second, give me a second, I have, I’ve studied the controls on this.”
Max: “Can you believe this is real, this is real, it gives you, it’s probably gave me like six trojans.”
Faceless: Giggle
Max: “Alright, well.”
Faceless: “Uhhhhhh!”
Max: “Hold on I’m sending feedback.”
Faceless: “It’s feedback page is a Facebook message.”
Max: “They don’t have enough funding, for a feedback system. Well 600 people played it.”
Faceless: “Let me just tweet now."
Max: “Hey mate.”
Faceless: “Ha!”
Max: “How to pick player one. Imagine if they’re really active devs and they’re like, well, we’ll patch you into the mainframe, we’ll, they’re like, you have to put in a, um, you have to put in a ticket and…”
Faceless: Laughs
Max: “We’ll select, tell us what character you wanna select.”
Faceless: “The guy’s probably just a social media monk and he’s like – Let me just ask the dev team.”
Max: “Well this ain’t doin’ us any good here.”
Faceless: “No ♥♥♥♥!”
Max: “Alright, so well, that’s a start, they’ve got their own memes and, it’s a guy taking a ♥♥♥♥.”
Faceless: “Oh my god, it’s some Spanish game.”
Max: “Oh! You can download it from the Facebook page can ya.”
Faceless: “Can we just play my game please.”
Max: “Hey how is he so confident that he’s awesome that… And why is he wearing Christmas lights. And why is he so angry. And where’s his fingernails!”
Max: “Okay well, I think we may have struck gold, this is definitely gonna be…”
Faceless: “What the ♥♥♥♥ is…”
Max: “This is… This is the next World of Warcraft, dude I can see it now.”
Faceless: “Did we pay for this game?”
Max: “Yeah we paid for it, it was 30% off though so it was a bargain, it was only $2.”
Max: “This is surely a money laundry scheme or something” chuckles
Faceless: “This is, this is some…”
Max: “There’s no way this is a game.”
Max: “Let’s play single player. Oh! Here we go.”
Faceless: “Well if it’s single player…”
Max: “Am I being raped? I’m being raped in the street.”
Max: “Du, du, dude, there’s the dev, there’s the ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ dev team.”
Max: “Those are my tits.”
Faceless: “You’re hitting people with tits?”
Max: “Yeah, yeah and watch this, this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries and thrust me with his ♥♥♥♥.”
Faceless: “It’s cuz’ he’s a construction worker, he… That’s alright he got abducted by the UFO, it’s all good.”
Max: Gasp
Faceless: “It’s all good the contruct…”
Max: “You know what, you don’t get a go, you don’t even get a turn.”
Faceless: “Why?”
Max: “You forfeit”
Faceless: “Why?!”
Max: Giggles
Max: “You wanna play Co-op? Alright, let’s start.”
Faceless: “Maybe Co-op…”
Max: “You forfeit.”
Faceless: “Maybe Co-op’s a DLC.”
Faceless: “Wow, they’ve replied, they’ve replied.”
Max: “Hi Max, what do you mean? When you play single vs, single or vs and co-op.”
Faceless: “They’re active as ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥.”
Max: “Should I just… Hey bro! Looking for a little co-op or vs mode.”
Faceless: “Oh my.”
Max: “He’s bound to tell us how to play now.”
Faceless: “He’s also going to see us bashing his game and calling him an ape.”
Max: Giggles
Faceless: “How is this game even allowed to be sold to the public, like honestly. It’s like selling a car without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wheels at the car yard.”
Max: “Press start or enter with the second joystick… Or keyboard.”
Max: “Your game will sell millions.”
Faceless: “This will activated the second player. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥, I’m out.”
Max: Cackles
Max: “He said KKKKK, thanks, do you enjoy?”
Max: “♥♥♥♥ off, you mongoloid cretin.”
Faceless: “Haha, you did not say that.”
Max: “Nah, of course I wouldn’t say that.” clears throat
Max: “This is really mean, this is really mean, I’m, I’m a bad person.”

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