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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:13pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 7:56pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2020 @ 11:25am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 10:50pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 9:47pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 12:53am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 11:01pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:08am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 4:35pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 2:44am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 10:40pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 10:08am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 11:33pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2020 @ 11:57pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 8:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 8:16pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 3:05pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 9:24pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:36am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 4:24pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 9:56pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:04am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 10:59am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 12:03am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2020 @ 12:31am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 8:35pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 5:19pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 4:09pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:00pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 1:10am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm