RAWR x3 :nuzzles: :pounces on you: UwU you so warm, couldnt help but notice your big bulg from across the floor :nuzzles your necky wecky: ~murr~ hehe :unzips yo baggy azz pants: off baby you so musky. Take me home, pet me makes me yours and dont forget to stuff me. see me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy wolgy :kissies and lickies your neck: i hope daddy likes : nuzzles and wuzzles your chest: i be gettin thirsty. hey i got a little itch you think you can help me? only 7 inches long UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME :paws on your bulg as i lick my lips: UwU punish me please

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your dota 2 skill gave me cancer anyway.

What are you guys playing?
I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That's impossible!
"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27

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