What makes me a good demoman? If i were a bad demoman

I wouldnt be sitting here discussing it with you, now would i, aye??

It's one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate,

one errant twitch and kablooey!

I got a manky eye, i'm a black, scottish cyclops!

they got more f-[long censored due to FANDOM Restriction Police of Censorship]-s than they've got the likes of me!

so to all you fine dandies prancing about so cocksure,

prancing aboot with your heads full of eyeballs, come and get me, i say!

i'll be waiting on you, whiff of the old brimstone

I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!

oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, in hell!

let's do it, not one of ya's gonna survive this!