Before we get into the thick of, well, anything...apologies for your misfortune in coming across the most cringy and trash individual on the internet--no, the MULTIVERSE--and beyond. But hey, if you're interested in being friends, allow me to be like all the other cool and hip folk and make this custom info box a more in-depth analysis of the dude behind the pony profile pic (AKA yours truly)!


▪︎ Just your intensely gay relapsed brony re-embracing the fandom since Shining Armor makes my knees weak there is, like, a LOT of individuality and creativity in the community. It's staggering! Besides, the show and community hold a special place in my heart.

▪︎ [REDACTED] years old, born on July 28th. Don't worry, I'm a legal adult. Not like you need to know this, but may as well say it to clear the air preemptively.

▪︎Shy, ungodly socially inept, and reserved, but have a LOT of passions involving nerdy nonsense that interests me (mostly video games). ...this...means that I never send the first message, so sorry in advance! Though, the interests and hobbies of others fascinates me to no end.
▪︎ Basically crippling social anxiety incarnate.

▪︎ Recently returned PC player! ...uh, laptop player. Same difference, really. It's taken me 3 or so years, but hey, better late than never again, right?

▪︎ Avid roleplayer. Always down to do the RP thing since it is a great way to combat writer's block and get ideas. Plus, it's fun. So sue me.

▪︎Intense support main. WAAAAAAY too many hours in TF2 as Medic, Combat Medic is my main in Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2, always try to be a solid medic-ish foundation for any Payday 2 teams, and every Dark Souls build of mine just has to include team healing/buffs.

▪︎Self-confidence issues often lead to me making self-deprecating jokes to ease potential tension. It isn't an attention thing, it's just for the bit-

▪︎ Interested in foreign languages, but currently lacking the drive to invest time into learning them. Used to know Japanese and, because of that, I now fade into an accent in the rare times I speak , but am very intrigued in French, German, Brazilian Portuguese, and Icelandic.

▪︎ Absolute horror fanatic. If there's one thing I enjoy more than sleep, it is being spooked, especially when it comes to the slow burn types. Being terrified is fun!

▪︎ Usually burying myself in some sort of study or another if I'm not actively playing games.

▪︎ More or less selectively mute, meaning...uh, I don't really do voice comms unless absolutely forced to.

▪︎ Former tabletop RPG fanatic, kinda lost the passion when I lost people to play it with. ...might have to remedy that by buying the Dark Souls board game.

▪︎ Casual Fallout Equestria enjoyer. And general fanfiction writer, too!

▪︎ Punk rocker in the making.

▪︎ Want to find me on Discord? Here's the username thingy: swiftheart
...yeah, it's not original, but it works. So bite me-

▪︎ The most devoted King Sombra lover, like, ever. Seriously. He's soooo handsome, and that voice just makes me melt. The things I'd let him do to me-

▪︎ Coincidentally, also the biggest Shining Armor lover as well. To...uh...very slightly unhealthy degrees. If he wasn't married, I'd have locked him down AGES ago.

▪︎ The gayest Queen Chrysalis enjoyer to walk this earth. Seriously, she might be a lady, but...damn.


▪︎ Note: please don't mind the low Steam account level thingy. At the moment, I don't have the means or the willpower to collect cards and whatnot to bolster it.





Honestly, I...don't really have much of these, as I am in DESPERATE need of friends. Think of these less of requirements and more like guidelines or, like, simple requests that you don't have to follow exactly?

-First and foremost, I am IN NO WAY really 100% interested in online relationships. If it happens naturally, then I'll see where it leads, but please don't expect me to fall head over heels over the course of a few days.

-None of my inventory is for sale. Sorry, traders! Everything has sentimental value.

-If you have time, please leave a message saying why you wanna add me (i.e. just to talk, RP, make friends, or whatever else)! I'm super shy and can't really...figure out that kinda stuff and it stresses me out for ZERO reason.

-If something happens between us, PLEASE don't try to start things with my other friends. We can always try to resolve things!

-My responses may be a little slow from time to time, either because I'm super sleepy or my phone rarely notifies me when I have a notification. Please don't take it personally!





And again, if you want to know why I've got an 9 Years of Service badge but am relatively low level, well, it's kind of a paradox to buy games that a shoddy laptop can barely run, right?



Game Series
The World Ends With You

Literally the entirety of the Dark Souls/Soulsborne series, with Demon Souls and Three being closer to the top. Two is pretty good from an atmosphere standpoint, but uuuugh DS1 is such a slog-

No More Heroes

Risk of Rain 2 (proud Bandit and Acirid main)

Left 4 Dead

Dead By Daylight up until the Resident Evil chapter.

Sonic 2, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Mega Collection, and Sonic Heroes

Borderlands 2 and Pre-Sequel


Bands/Musical Taste
It's a little embarrassing, but...I'm either into underground stuff, metal, or EDM. Nice to know being cringe doesn't JUST affect my personality-
...oh, and ska. Aaaaaand lots and lots of punk.

Swiftheart's theme





Beast in Black - Heart of Steel

Battle Beast - Band of the Hawk

Temperence - The Last Hope in A World Of Hopes

Rika Zaraï - Ami

Literally ANYTHING by Maximum the Hormone. Seriously. Bu-ikikaseu!! and "F" are personal favorites, though.

Paddy and the Rats - The Way We Wanna Go

Bloodsucking Zombies from Outer Space - Night Flier

BONSAI KITTEN - Take It Easy But Take It

Re-Con - Like A Rainbow

Death By Horse - Burning the Witches

Akira Yamaoka - I Need Love

Mustard Plug - Mister Smiley

The Interrupters - Let 'Em Go

Go Betty Go - Laugh Again

Face to Face - Disconnected

Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

Shonen Knife - Riding on the Rocket

Anything that's pre-Jerry Only era of the Misfits. Modern Misfits isn't TOTALLY abysmal, but...definitely more same-y sounding than the earlier years.

The Blue Hearts - Owarenai Uta

Anarchy - Not Satisfied