That's hilarious!
God, sometimes I wish I was Godzilla, you know? That way I'd be able to just cause havoc throughout the city until only that building remains. Then, I'd grab it by each flap, so to speak, and start sliding my enormous lizard ♥♥♥♥ up and down the middle. Think of the view the people inside would get! It'd be great if my reptilian foreskin started shedding and peeling into the windows, leaving quite the job for the janitors. I'd go faster, and harder, until it's time to release a blast of atomic breath into the sky and prehistoric semen all over the building. Keep in mind, that's seed that I've been saving up since before the Mesozoic Era. It'd practically give the building a fresh coat of paint. Hopefully I'd finish by the time the military arrives, so I could use my newly limp other tail as a means of fending off any tanks that try to interfere with my voyage back into the sea to save up another load.

gum gum foreskin parachute

-rep ♥♥♥♥ too big for my bussy

Eddie comes to her first, because he is the most frightened. He comes to her not as her friend of that summer, or as her brief lover now, but the way he would have come to his mother only three or four years ago, to be comforted; he doesn’t draw back from her smooth nakedness and at first she doubts if he even feels it. He is trembling, and although she holds him in the darkness is so perfect that even this close she cannot see him; except for the rough cast he might as well be a phantom.

“What do you want?” he asks her.

“You have to put your thing in me,” she says.

13 days without your sweet sensational touch upon my skin. I am left here, wondering, what would life be like if I still had my sweet babygirl; my ooey-gooey. My shnookums. ShhImAShadow, my sweet dominatrix, I miss you. Whip me, for I have been bad. Slap me for I deserve it. Spank me for I have defiled you. I miss you my sweet princess. Come back to me.

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