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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 4:49pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 1:46am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:00pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 10:37pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 10:30pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 7:37pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:24am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 10:27pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 6:06pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:16am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:56pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 4:46pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 4:51pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 6:28pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2013 @ 10:12pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:25am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 10:37pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:32am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:35am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:00pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 6:51pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 6:23pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 4:51pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:20am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:24am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:27am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:29pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 2:14am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 6:27pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 11:02pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:09am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:31pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 5:59pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:42am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 1:35am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 3:45pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 3:51pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 3:58pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 12:58pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 4:14pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 2:24am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 12:34am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 5:02pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 5:15pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:14pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:54am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:15pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:18pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 5:18am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 12:30am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 4:41am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:42pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:22am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:22am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:14am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:14am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 4:02pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:11am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
17,657 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.