Recent reviews by CRAYON EATER

As someone who likes men, I thoroughly enjoy using the Triple-Take. It's not for everyone, as it is absolutely the highest skill-cap way to play, but sitting in offensively broken towers with snipers really gets my rocks off. It's pretty easy to get massive damage this way; however, I've still yet to win a game, as the circle needs a patch (it doesn't center around my "strategic vantage points!")

Why can't I sprint? This game appears to be broken, I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aim down the sights either. I think that I might have just forgotten to equip hardline, but I can't even use a care package? Every time I get the smoke to go down to call one in, my team just yells at me for putting it in the wrong place. The community is very unfriendly, like when I had to use my Nook to look up the word "recoil" in the middle of a round. It's not like the games matter anyways for anything other than just their KD :/

Update: Quickscoping seems to be discouraged now? I tried equipping my ballista (some idiot accidentally renamed it an "SSG 08" in the game so I had to fix that) and quick scoping some nerds, but my team just yelled at me!!!1! ♥♥♥♥ game and community!