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11 people found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record
The worst Dark Pictures game. Complete wasted potential. Most of the events in the game have completely esoteric or poorly conveyed solutions, the last act of the game barely works, and the killer makes no sense in what he is physically capable of. The environment and main characters were good but not enough to make up for the pure frustration involved in playing this game. Also the lighting was awful and your light sources are awful, especially as Charlie and Mark. Should have been the second best Dark Pictures game, ends up being the worst. Instead of adding shiny new coats of paint to these games they need to focus on the foundations. Better events, less glitches, and a true commitment to what your villain is would go a lot further in crafting a good game than being able to climb and shimmy around. It really hurts that this game is so bad, considering how few true co-op games are being made these days.
Posted 24 October, 2023.
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3.3 hrs on record
its okay. kinda buggy, the people don't look quite right, and the story kinda fell off a cliff. but it was fun enough in co-op. very short though, get it on sale i suppose
Posted 3 July, 2023.
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12.5 hrs on record
A pretty fun game. Focus on the melee combat and fist some vampires
Posted 27 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
profoundly unfun
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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44.8 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
there is no better sign of a good game than the fact that i get to happily get 100% in this game every two weeks because the dev is constantly improving this game
Posted 9 May, 2022.
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29.4 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
eat the cannibals, gain their power
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record
they tried so hard to realize this game's potential but it's ruined by all the technical issues
ridiculous amount of texture pop in, nauseating camera movements, my headlight doesn't stay on
and, at least in multiplayer, every other quest is bugged out to the point where i just can't progress unless i follow 50 different troubleshooting steps that probably won't even do anything
just go read a science fiction book or something
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
worse writing, design, and combat than the first
creating a level in a brothel just so you can kill a bunch of nearly naked women is pretty sus
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
play it in steam remote play and throw people off ledges
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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287.4 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
amazing when it works
Posted 24 February, 2022.
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