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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 5:52pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:34am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:56am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 10:30pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:22pm